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Neo brand vibrators?...

OR, Vibrators with pictures of the different guys in the band on them..

THAT would be win.
 
That... is almost an awesome idea. At least, it'd certainly work on my 5yr old. :lol: (Who, for the record, is STILL upset with me for not taking her to the gig last month.)

On a serious note: I need a decent stubby holder, damnit. Don't make me have to make my own.
 
This has made my year. I demand toothbrushes.
Also, I would definitely buy a beanie/hat of some form. I love hats.