Neverboard Secret Santa '08!!

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Heres what I got from David

At first I thought this was a darth vader lunchbox...

But inside was Star Wars Eau de Toillette! (so I don't fall to the dark side of the stench, lololol)

An inflatable cushion, for my butt! (rules)

And also, hot sauce!

 

[Nikki]

Dear SS recepient, you may or may not get your gift before the 25, but do not worry, I am working on getting it today.

You will be pleased.

 

[Captain Beard]

Heres what I got from David

At first I thought this was a darth vader lunchbox...

But inside was Star Wars Eau de Toillette! (so I don't fall to the dark side of the stench, lololol)

An inflatable cushion, for my butt! (rules)

And also, hot sauce!

Where's the Arcana?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

oh yeah ther was soap!

 

[Captain Beard]

This.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Very well done, Cap'n!

 

[Captain Beard]

Eh? I loosely bought and threw things in a box based on an idea that came to me the first few moments after I got his name. But if it worked, hey.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Dear SS recipient,

This mother fucker better make sure your stuff gets delivered to me quickly. If not, It'll be obvious who I have, so all shock value will be eliminated.

Santa Bozz

 

[neal]

Dear Shpongled's SS '08 recipient,

You probably won't get your gift before the 25th, but you will get it and it will (hopefully) be funny, amazing, AND useful. And I hope you like Black Sabbath!

Sincerely,
Shpongled

dear shpongled's SS '08 recipient,

dont hold your breath waiting, cause ima gonna go to seattle and steal whatever sweet sabbath shwag you wouldve gotten. too bad for you!

sincerely,
tha muthafuckin grinch

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i'm torn between using my ebay gift certificate to buy a toy or something useful for the new bedroom.

 

[slashvanyoung]

Just buy a toy that's useful for your new bedroom.

 

[Morganna]

Dear SS recipient, that is, Secret Santa, not the Nazi party.

I have mailed off the parcel this morning. Granted it is not wrapped, as I have no wrapping paper. And had to jury rig the envelope because my gift would not fit. lol! DUCK TITS, I mean duct tape did the job. I don't know when it shall arrive but that all depends on our fine US postal service!

Sincerely,

Shannon

 

[neal]

and my work is all done! i think my gift recipient shall be most pleased.

 

[Anvil]

I still haven't sent mine, I've been working so much, I just can't seem to get to the post office. I shall find time this week, regardless! Express Post it shall be!

 

[Liverslapper]

I can't find a fucking box! I'll look around the Casino again.

 

[Morganna]

Heres what I got from David

At first I thought this was a darth vader lunchbox...

But inside was Star Wars Eau de Toillette! (so I don't fall to the dark side of the stench, lololol)

An inflatable cushion, for my butt! (rules)

And also, hot sauce!

BUMP

David got Max these nice lovely gifts. I'm sure Max will think of him every time he sits on his rubber doughnut. lol! I'm sure he will need it for a dual purpose after he eats Pappy's BBQ sauce!

 

[Liverslapper]

I wonder if that BBQ sauce is any good?

 

[Captain Beard]

I bought another gallon for myself after I sent that to him.

 

[Morganna]

It's so frigging hot you'll go blind! I do bet it will do a number on your ass hole.

 

[Undefined]

Max got epics gifts!