Neverboard Secret Santa '08!!

[Lordlucid]

Whats this I got in the mail today!?!?

ahhh a tute penguin!

Its from Cara!!

I dug deep into the box and found another box....
Whats inside!?!?!

a towel for my anus!

and.... and.... glassified poopies!!! yus!

 

[Lordlucid]

wait whats this, more!!!
my very own rape kit!!

whats inside!?!

all the tools I'll need for mea.... errr a jolly good time!

Cara knew that I like to be very clean in certain spots!

weeelp time to use it!

Thanks Cara you have me smiling from ear to ear!

 

[Will Bozarth]

fucking

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I got mine!!!! Oooh I'm gonna get some pictures of it tonight. Thanks oh so much, Neal!!

 

[neal]

 

[Lunar Still]

Haven't got it. 'Skewl.

 

[JenniferGentle]

Hahahahaha that's great Cara! The pictures are amazing documentation too

And Brooks, yours is going out tomorrow (again), it got sent back to me wah wah wah ::fist shakes::

 

[Brooks]

MINE????????!

 

[Liverslapper]

hahahah awesome package that cara sent. rape kits are fun.




wait wha?


(i sent mine 4-5 days ago, who knows when it will actually show up)

 

[Anvil]

Tomorrow I will finally have time to get to the post office. I literally have been at work every day for the past 2 weeks-- 8am-8pm, without any chance of getting to a post office.

It shall be off with all haste.

 

[El Stormo]

Haha, awesome, Cara!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Yay Justin!! You're very welcome. Glad to see you enjoying your poop and rape kit

 

[Liverslapper]

Did the clerk give you a strange look when you checked those items out Cara?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Did the clerk give you a strange look when you checked those items out Cara?

Nah, I didn't buy them all together

 

[derek]

Awesome awesome awesome.

 

[Undefined]

Nah, I didn't buy them all together

Just like a pro

 

[Lunar Still]

Just got mine! I'm the poor bastard that got Joe, haha!

Thanks a million man, this stuff is great! I didn't think you'd actually follow through with the ipod, you didn't have to do that!

Pics to come!

 

[derek]

An Ipod...what in the name of the wee man?

 

[Liverslapper]

Ipizzle

 

[Lunar Still]

The package arrives; I scrambled that shit like a pedophile!

A new wallet!

And inside...just what I needed!

Another thing I needed! Who couldn't use a fake tit every now and then?

This shirt QFT:

Also, a couple more kewl shirts:

A hat! Is it me?

This will also be extremely useful, haha:

And finally....a freakin IPOD!!!!

(I'm sure I have a relative or two who will fall for it)

All of these things enable me to take the following picture:

Thanks again, Joe! Merry Christmas!!!