Neverboard Secret Santa '08!!

[El Stormo]

It's sent, and hopefully, should arrive in the second half of next week!

 

[Morganna]

Cara knew that I like to be very clean in certain spots!

Hilarious gift, Cara! Hhahah, you are so sweet! Those wet ones are to prevent AIDS! hahahha. The Texas bullshit had me rolling on the floor!

 

[Morganna]

The package arrives; I scrambled that shit like a pedophile!

A new wallet!

And inside...just what I needed!

Another thing I needed! Who couldn't use a fake tit every now and then?

This shirt QFT:

Also, a couple more kewl shirts:

A hat! Is it me?

This will also be extremely useful, haha:

And finally....a freakin IPOD!!!!

(I'm sure I have a relative or two who will fall for it)

All of these things enable me to take the following picture:

Thanks again, Joe! Merry Christmas!!!

Yay! that is too awesome! Shit, you done good Joe! hhahha, love the shocking Ipod!

 

[Undefined]

Yay! that is too awesome! Shit, you done good Joe! hhahha, love the shocking Ipod!

I want to hear stories of him tricking people now too

 

[Captain Beard]

I got lazy and scrapped the photo story idea...

Har, classy. Lynn, I think?

Wait, what?

Oh, a little halo for my skeleton angel totem thing!

I like this, but now I have to find room for it among my glasses and odd curios it would fit in with. Thanks!

 

[~Lynn~]

lol I ran out of news paper and knowing how the UPS gorilla's are I just stuffed that in to keep his mellon from damage. Part 2 should be along in a week. It tried to kick my ass but I would'nt let it

 

[Captain Beard]

I shall wipe my ass with pride with it.

 

[~Lynn~]

Lann .. that's a new one.

 

[Captain Beard]

I inferred from that and Michigan who you were. Why they used an "A," I do not know.

I thought at first you sent me a golf pull cart. As I DO have a golf bag, I found it practical, and unusual, seeing as few people know I do play golf occasionally. (The outer packing is a golf pull cart box, I neglected to keep photos of it.)

Then I thought about the fact that it was probably just a packing medium.

 

[Morganna]

Lynn that is kick ass! You done good by our sard lord! Also, that toilet paper should come in handy. That should hold you for a night, won't it David?

 

[Captain Beard]

3 or 4.

 

[Morganna]

hahah! Your a butt wiper! Damn, I'm still groggy and it's late. There will be weirdness out of me this night on Jebus's birthday! LOL.

 

[~Lynn~]

With my eye I spy an old tube amp....

 

[Captain Beard]

Not old, made in 2005 by a man my father has known for years. Cherry wood, too. He's making me a headphone amp soon as well, tubes and all. Also in cherry.

 

[~Lynn~]

Cool shit

 

[Lunar Still]

Dear SS Recipient:

I sent your gift over a week and a half ago, and I apologize if it's late; 'tis the fault of the US Postal Service. I sent a package on the same day to someone half the distance, which arrived in only two days, so I know not why it's taking so long.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

That skeleton thing is awesome! And wow, Joe really spoiled Russell with that package

 

[Will Bozarth]

I'm leaving for the post office right now to send out my gift, as well as the Castles CDs for the people that donated.

 

[Shpongled]

Yay me, my gift arrived! I don't even really need to caption any of these pics because they all tell the story, mainly the hilarious letter!

Thanks Russell, you the man!!! I'm gonna watch the movie tonight!

I got admit, this made me a little nervous, like something was going to jump out at me haha

 

[Brooks]

*sniff* that brings a tear to my eye.


Now excuse me while I go kill an elk.