NEVERBORED - The Movie

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

So if you were casting for a movie about the neverboard, who would you cast for who (you can choose any actor/actress)?

All i know is that Derick would be played by Kevin Smith.

 

[Captain Beard]

And as I said, Cara and Samantha told me several times some DJ looks just like me/vice versa. I forget his name.

 

[Shpongled]

Tim Robbins

 

[Will Bozarth]

Johnny Depp would play me

 

[Captain Beard]

I think Mick Foley would work better for you.

 

[Chromatose]

I think Mick Foley would work better for you.

hahahah

It really does suit him.

 

[EricT]

Kristen Bell

 

[Will Bozarth]

Foley would need to lose weight. Other than that, I totally agree!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahaha. but dudes its funnier if you make pics for others.

 

[Chromatose]

Yeah so Kevin Smith cut his hair and is like 300 pounds now, but I'm goin' with ittttttttt

 

[EricT]

Max can be played by Felicia Day... me by Kristen Bell...

Everyone else is INVISIBLE.

And the movies plot involves a speed-like circumstance, but instead of 55mph bus, it's 55 hour long lesbian sex romp. And they don't go by Eric or Max, they go by Felicia and Kristen.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahaha im down with this idea.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Carrot Top as Warrel
Zelda Rubenstein as Isabel
Mickey Rourke as Jamie
Carlos Mencia as Eric
Courtney Love as Iris
Ron Howard as Max
Jason Mewes as Neal
Amy Winehouse as Karen
Wilhelm von Homburg as Russell
Dick Clark as Rocking Metalhead
Anthony Perkins as Chris
Andre the Giant as David
Paris Hilton as Emily
Kevin Smith as Derick
Herve Villachez as Kevin
Mick Foley as Will
Fabio as Laura
Yoko Ono as Steve Smyth
Gilbert Gottfried as rebirth
Larry the Cable Guy as ledmag
Chris Farley as ZANEX
Kurt Cobain as Mike
Natasha Richardson as ethereal sadness

 

[Captain Beard]

You don't like Jamie do you?

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[EricT]

Carlos Mencia as Eric

Fuck you. I'm casting Dane Cook as you. Prick.

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Fuck you. I'm casting Dane Cook as you. Prick.

Uhg, that's horrible.

 

[Brooks]

I'd be played by a big can of Dr. Pepper.

 

[Lunar Still]

Carrot Top as Warrel
Zelda Rubenstein as Isabel
Mickey Rourke as Jamie
Carlos Mencia as Eric
Courtney Love as Iris
Ron Howard as Max
Jason Mewes as Neal
Amy Winehouse as Karen
Dick Clark as Rocking Metalhead
Andre the Giant as David
Yoko Ono as Steve Smyth
Gilbert Gottfried as rebirth
Larry the Cable Guy as ledmag
Chris Farley as ZANEX
Kurt Cobain as Mike
Natasha Richardson as ethereal sadness

This is a list I am glad to not be a part of.