Jester Slave
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Here's the definitive IF tier list, with the records being in rating order within their tier. Everyone is welcome.
Q&A for my Onlyfans supporters:
Why STYE ahead Clayman? I do believe that from an objective, academic musical theory standpoint Clayman is a better craft, but I enjoy STYE more. It's a worthy harbringer of what eventually be CC. Snappy, in your face, aggressive riffs, neat electronics and Anders' [studio] voice is still peaking. I'm an unapologetic industrial metal lover, and this is probably the closest IF will ever sound like industrial metal. A good example of this industrial chaos is the song Superhero.
Why is TJR in C tier and why is SC above it? The production sounds extremely dated and even though almost half of the record is amazing (before these scores get reduced by the production), the other half is very forgettable. And this is a RECORD tier list, not a best individual track tier list, nor a most influential records tier list. So if I am skipping 6 out of the 10 songs then I really can't rate it much higher. I am also counting the bonus tracks for SC as they are readily available on streaming, so I don't consider the barrier of entry too high to access those songs.
Is Colony that bad? Probably not, but I can hardly stomach it. The title track is great and the solo on Zombie Inc. is possibly the single best IF magic ever recorded, but the production is extremely bland (sounds good, but bland) and it feels like a much weaker version of the TJR formula: instead of 10/10 tracks we are getting some 7/10s, while half of the record is still forgettable. It may be unfair but I am also ignoring the Behind Space rerecording. It would bump up the record on the tier list, but to me it's not a Colony track. I didn't do the same with Dead Eternity, because it's still much closer to the TJR sessions than an LS track to Colony, plus it wouldn't really change TJR's rating either way.
Is ASOP that good? Probably not, but I have a soft spot for it. It was the first IF record released after I had already been a fan, and I was in love with Alias. For the longest time, before interacting with you, other fans, I thought Alias (and Reflect the Storm lol) were monstrous hits within the fanbase. Sure, Alias is liked, but we were all over the moon for it back then. I also like the guitar work on that record, some really neat riffs.
Don't you hate SOAPF? Well, if I am sentimental for ASOP for being the last "2nd phase" IF record, then I am the opposite of sentimental for SOAPF, which introduced this new alt-rock sound. On one hand, it is undoubtedly a well-constructed record with a bunch of good songs and a few fillers, but on the other hand it was my turn to be slapped in the face by them abandoning the sound, so suddenly I was owing an apology for the original fans who were complaing about R2R. I may be more favorable towards it if they returned to their (second) roots afterwards instead of doubling down with SC, but forefronting tier B is a pretty respectable position imo.
Do you hate Battles as much as LS? I don't hate it at all, but it is an extremely low-effort record. The only songs I can respect are The Truth and The End; almost everything else are just different, safe variations of the same exact song.