Jester Slave
Narcissist
The pretentiousness aspect comes from the fact that LS is pretty much a glorified demo, which basically no one considers to be anything special, not even the makers of it. It's not even a controversial record, because it's your run of the mill mdm-attempt by session musicians, and a bang average at that if we exclude Behind Space, which I don't personally like, but undoubtedly a very interesting track. I'm playing through some of the tracks as I am writing this comment, and the title track is what I would imagine a brain aneurism feels like. I'm at the 2:50 mark and so far I've heard 6 different song snippets in this one track, 5 of them which suck ass, 1 of them is passable (the main riff, if we can call it that), but most importantly, it has no rhyme, reason or any structure.
Upon an Oaken Throne sounds like a prototype Hammerfall song minus the singing, which is a plus in my books, but why would anyone listen to that over an actual Hammerfall record? Same thing with Clad in Shadows, but while UAOT kinda just chugs all the way to the end, CIA once again falls into the category of being all over the place.
I'm also not a fan of songs like Graveland or Lord Hypnos, but at least they sound like actual songs, instead whatever the fuck is going on with LS. But how does anyone listen to Moonshield and not recognize that TJR is in a different universe than LS? Are you familiar with those (imo 100% fake) videos on youtube where people record their first time listening to some popular music? If I was shown some TJR bangers like Moonshield, Artifacts, December Flower or Dead Eternity for the first time, I would make the same faces those guys do, which look like they are being anally fisted, but they enjoy it a lot. TJR has 10/10 melodies, depth, an actual (albeit to me still very much so crude) production, while also having that youthful energy and willingness to experiment which only debut albums can have. TJR would be a legit contender for being the very best old-school mdm records out there, whilst LS' name would not even come up.
Also, you shouldn't have A- categories, because it gives room for some cop-out decisions. An A- should either be A or B.
Upon an Oaken Throne sounds like a prototype Hammerfall song minus the singing, which is a plus in my books, but why would anyone listen to that over an actual Hammerfall record? Same thing with Clad in Shadows, but while UAOT kinda just chugs all the way to the end, CIA once again falls into the category of being all over the place.
I'm also not a fan of songs like Graveland or Lord Hypnos, but at least they sound like actual songs, instead whatever the fuck is going on with LS. But how does anyone listen to Moonshield and not recognize that TJR is in a different universe than LS? Are you familiar with those (imo 100% fake) videos on youtube where people record their first time listening to some popular music? If I was shown some TJR bangers like Moonshield, Artifacts, December Flower or Dead Eternity for the first time, I would make the same faces those guys do, which look like they are being anally fisted, but they enjoy it a lot. TJR has 10/10 melodies, depth, an actual (albeit to me still very much so crude) production, while also having that youthful energy and willingness to experiment which only debut albums can have. TJR would be a legit contender for being the very best old-school mdm records out there, whilst LS' name would not even come up.
Also, you shouldn't have A- categories, because it gives room for some cop-out decisions. An A- should either be A or B.