Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road



I hear they're using the "Heathen songwriting method," which according to Lee Altus mostly invovles sitting around watching porno and turning the soundtrack melodies into metal riffs.
Interesting approach. I think....Pyrus said:I hear they're using the "Heathen songwriting method," which according to Lee Altus mostly invovles sitting around watching porno and turning the soundtrack melodies into metal riffs.
I'm scared to ask what he sounds like. Is he touring w/John Tesh and David Hasselhof too?Pyrus said:They're going to hire William Shatner as a songwriter?
He has a musical career, you know.
I heard he might be doing backup vocals for OpethSteiner said:I'm scared to ask what he sounds like. Is he touring w/John Tesh and David Hasselhof too?![]()
enough with your opeth bashing u infidel!hiddenlegions said:I heard he might be doing backup vocals for Opeth![]()
LMAO! Yeah here it is! Do a search...the name of the video is "Bilbo Baggins". After you finish laughing your ass off check out another video on that site called "Pet Of The Week". I've never laughed so hard in my life at that one.Razorhead95 said:Has anyone here ever heard the song "Ballade of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nemoy?
Pyrus said:Bilbo! BILBO! Bilbo Baggins! Only three feet tall...
Bilbo! BIBLO! Bilbo Baggins! The bravest little hobbit of them all!
TUBA SOLO!