New, highly original Gothenburg Sound(TM) band!

[Erik]

Hi, my new highly inventive melodic death metal band "AT THE FLAMES" are just about to release their first album! This album will contain, among others, the smash hits "Raped By An Oaken Throne", "Punish My December Flower", "Artifacts Of The Black Fabric", "Of Chaos And Eternal Nausea" and many more! Soon available at a supermarket near you! First, however, check out the highly original artwork:

Eternal hails,
Tomas Fridén of AT THE FLAMES



(Alright, so I REALLY don't have anything to do right now... I should be doing something more productive than this though )

 

[FatherVic]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
I'm still laughing (writing this directly on the floor)
there are some great possible remixes from bands ie Darknagar
Night in Arctica, Sins of the Sentenced and well too late for me to be joking! ehem ehem

 

[Final_Vision]

maybe a sign of how the gothenburg scene is turning? hehe, great joke man lol. Love "The Strain in the Sky Dancer is Ours" cd cover, its on the top of my to buy list!

 

[Misanthrope]

change the name to At The Flames of Tranquillity

 

[|ngenius]

I've got a folkloric dress and a strange hat, and I can play a trumpet (or almost try to do it). Do ya think that "At the Flames of Tranquillity in the Dark of a Misty " need a good hippie trumpetist like me? Look for a pair of clown shoes!

 

[Final_Vision]

I can be your extra drummer and jump around on stage, than jump on 3 big drums, pounding my forehead on them to make some noice! We shall than be "At the Flames of Tranquillity in the Dark of a Misty Children of Amarth". When do we start rehearsals?

 

[|ngenius]

Who will be the singer? We need a singer in this powerful band!

 

[DefeatScythe]

What about Mikael Friden singer?
what about guitarists and keboardists?

 

[Skald]

ok, guys your band "At the Flames of Tranquillity in the Dark of a Misty Children of Amarth Upon An Oaten Thorn" isn't worth a shit without me as a band-master! from now on I will be your father.

come on, get your instruments... hey where is Martin Stromblad and Niklas Gelotte? who is gonna play their fucking guitars instead of them??!!
hey you! *err.... how was his name?..damn...* Anders Stanne! get your microphone, and stanby for the other clowns...

Ingenious, what the fuck do you think your do?! get your trumpet out of your ass and play! don't forget you play all solos in our band!

Final_Vis, where the hell have you lost your 6th drum? while your limbs and head are busy with the first 5 drums, your ass could be hammering another one! don't be lazy, the art requires the great work!

ok, so, 1! 2! 3! 4! go!

*guess how we would sound and look*

 

[|ngenius]

Hey, hey, Skald, what a bad manners! I never put my trumpet on my ass... for the moment... but I like to play trumpet solos, so I'll do it. Can I do a streaptease solo too? It could be really an impact (I didn't say what kind of impact, hehe).

Well, now our band is known as "At the Flames of Tranquillity in the Dark of a Misty Children of Amarth Upon An Oaten Thorn of the Hails and Cries in the Edge"

 

[Villain]

Does this incredible band have a wwwboard somewhere? I'd like to pop in there and throw some nasty comments of their performance at last years "Wackenwaukee Tuskstad Closed Air" -festival.

-Villain (np: Death - "Secret Face")

 

[Phyros]

C´mon you guys... you really have to move to Gothenburg first... I´ll give you a place to sleep...

-phyros out-

 

[Misanthrope]

What about Mikael Friden singer?
what about guitarists and keboardists?

Lets see i will clone stanne and friden, then i will attach them by the back and join their throats togheter and make it a nice death metal singing ghoul...yes ill do that

 

[|ngenius]

DT and In Flames covers? NOOOOO! "At the Flames of Tranquillity in the Dark of a Misty Children of Amarth Upon An Oaten Thorn of the Hails and Cries in the Edge Of Darkness And Eternal Nocturnal Blasphemies Good day in the Morning through a sky with a Light Sword like Han Solo" will play covers of Los Chunguitos (a powerful spanish band), Lola Flores, John Secada and the great band Papa Levante (a fuckin' folkloric band).

@Phyros: I'm trying to steal an airplane, I'll arrive to Gotheburg in 6 hours.

 

[FatherVic]

So let us hail the new death_black_heavy_devy_pagan_folk_whatever metal band

@Phyros: I'm helping |ngenous, I'll be the one who steal the airplane keys...

 

[|ngenius]

To steal an airplane isn't easy, of course (ask Bin Laden if you don't believe me). There are the steps the spanish forces (FatherVic and me) are following:

Previous training: Show films in T.V like "Air Force One", "Alcatraz" or "El Robobo de la Jojoya".

A) Hide our faces. We are two poor men, so our hands do this task perfectly.

B) I sit down in a bar (Moe's or whatever) and wait for FatherVic's skills as a thief, praying God for his soul.

C) If Master Melon have success, we will be there tomorrow!

 

[Final_Vision]

just hot wire the fuckin plane, easy as that, we meet at Phyro's house and there we go. Begin rehearsals at 9 am tommorow! Can I have 10 drums? Like one for each finger, i can do some irish jigs and come up with a killer sound. Not only will "At the Flames of Tranquillity in the Dark of a Misty Children of Amarth Upon An Oaten Thorn of the Hails and Cries in the Edge Of Darkness And Eternal Nocturnal Blasphemies of the Memorial and Finnsanity of the Welkin at Morningrise" be the heaviest death_black_heavy_devy_pagan_folk_salsa band around, well also be beating slipknot in the sheer number of instruments! I got 10 on my own!

 

[samoniac]

Bambino de Bodom . It's taken from Clayman.

 

[terria]

you need a DJ? i could be out on stage doing nothing but looking around very bored just like all of the other djs do and you could give me a micro and i could spend my days shouting SICKSYCKSIXSSYKSYC and we could all wear easter-bunny-costumes and tattoe our name (you know, the long one) all round our heads and our first album will be a best-of.

 

[FatherVic]

tatoo's???? that's for kids man....I wanted some body modification....what about a leg coming out right from my chest huh???? that would be cool ;P
in that way everybody of us cool kick 3 asses at the same time!


:size=1: Note: I stole some keys, tomorrow I'll try on plane's door, I'll tell ya then! phyros, start making some roon for us, we're coming....