New, highly original Gothenburg Sound(TM) band!

[rahvin]

Originally posted by atlantis


Naaaa....California will never be as cooool (whatever you will can be meant) as Go(dots)teborg,

that's just because nobody here has ever been to sezzadio, (AL), piemonte, italy.
some call it 'the plains of mist'. suspicious ox-like animals stare at passers-by through ground-level windows. ancient rites are being performed in the deserted burial ground east of the buildings.
just ask to the local townsfolk about black metal, and then observe their stoney, static, frozen blank expression.
of course, it's there all the time...

rahvin.

 

[Final_Vision]

wow will you play both rhythm and lead guitar at the same time during our live gigs?

 

[|ngenius]

Hey! Hey! Ppl! I recruited two beautiful girls to become our groupies! The sex sessions post-gig won't be a problem! I'm still playing in the street, but one of my two new partners is the daughter of an important millionare person here in Sweden. She said me her father can subsidize us.

But... nobody speaks catalan yet! Fuck!

Hey, I thought we need a tough frontman, to impact in every gig, to sell more albums. Perhaps a rabbit dressed as a clown?

 

[Final_Vision]

A REAL RABBIT TOO! I wanna dress him up with a big red nose, and than he can have that suave look on our album cover, looking all evil as we all cram in behind him looking all so important get some leather pants for it too, and possibly a leather jacket.

 

[Dagothus]

Very original Gothenburg Joke(TM)

 

[Misanthrope]

wow will you play both rhythm and lead guitar at the same time during our live gigs?

Yes i can with a good amount of technology ( a nice delay with a separate channel and a channel selector you let ring the power chord change the channel and do a lead and then change the power chord again...it can get even more nasty if i use finger picking i have 4 strings to play around with )

 

[FatherVic]

Ok |ngenius, we've in Gothemburg, where's this house you're talking about????
Final_Vision and Skald are with me. We're negociating with a rabbit but he's complaining about the little fact that we, Spaniards, eat rabbit too. I'll guess I'll tell him we're catalans so he won't know what the fuck am I talking about.

Oh, I think I could manage my hand to be the singer....it just asks for a suitable sock to get in. Obviously we should paint the sock with two eyes and a mouth and may be two nose_holes. That's all my hand asks to be the singer of the project.

 

[atlantis]

Originally posted by |ngenius
Btw: Atlantis, you can make chorus, you said that you're singer, aren't ya?

Yeah!Yeah!

 

[atlantis]

Originally posted by |ngenius
Btw: Atlantis, you can make chorus, you said that you're singer, aren't ya?

Yeah!Yeah!

 

[Final_Vision]

"Very original Gothenburg Joke(TM)"

.........Joke?..............................................................


@FatherVic yeah this damn rabbit is pissin me off, maybe if you go hide for a sec vic than we can pin it down and throw it in the back of the trolley.

@atlantis HA! We have a chorus vocalist!

@misanthrope hmm, I was thinking more along the lines of playing 2 guitars at the same time, that would make us a lot more original and garner quite a lot of commercial success dont you think?

 

[Misanthrope]

There is always the wonders of harmonizer. And yea i can bring my bandmate to play the scecond guitar...maybe we can bring the people of thales to play another 3 guitars hell lets stack 5 guitars ( like inflames on studio situation )!!!

 

[|ngenius]

Hey, I've so much time to think while playing trumpet in the street, and I've the conception for our debut album. (While I'm talking about, come here, fuckin' bastards, I'm alone with two precious girls and I don't know what I've to do, hehe).

We can use the typical but great concept about the death (death at the flames, of course). But we can put our rabbit frontman in different situation against the death, as for example a good one could be the rabbit fighting with Cantinflas, or another possibility is rabbit listening to Julio Iglesias. Or showing the #56748 episode of FatherVic & Rahvin romance.

Well, it's only an idea, perhaps you can improve it. Keep it rockin'! (This is what musicians usually say, isn't it?)

 

[FatherVic]

damn!!!!!!! guess what???
we just got booked for Wackens next edition....
I know we all do, but will the rabbit get through the pressure of a big fest????
we gotta rehearsh!!!!!

 

[Asha]

 

[Final_Vision]

Fuck, whats the rabbits name, when we introduce the band we have to give it a name. Where are the fuck are we going to find leather pants for it and damnit.......does phyros allow rabbits in his place?

 

[Phyros]

Well, watchout you rabbit! I learned how to kill a rabbit with my bare hands when I did my military service, and it tasted darned good, soooooo... Don´t be to sure of the survival! But since I am studying biology, you all understand that I like animals, in one way or another (mostly cooked or grilled)...

Hell yeah guys (and girls, last thing I heard was that Melancholia was joining us at the newly invented voice instrument: Smacking While Eating A Distorded Marzipan Bar... It´s cold in Gothenburg right now! And I was asking around everywhere if someone had seen some mad, raving Catalans with a trolley and a rabbit ranting around in central Gothenburg, but none have seen you! I guess you are in the wrong Gothenburg afterall I´ll give you some signs so that you could be shure that you are here!:

1. It is cold.
2. It is raining (cold rain).
3. The wind is blowing (harshly, from the salty sea).
4. There are maniacs everywhere (that would be me and my friends at the pub)
5. The girls are pretty. (Hell yeah!)
6. None of the girls wants to speak with you.
7. It is cold.

that´s it! If the signs are matching the feelings you get when you´re lookin´around, then please scream "PHYROS" very loud, and I will come and pick you up!

-overandout-

 

[|ngenius]

@Final_Vision: I don't use the name "rabbit" without a reason. I named him "the rabbit", so he is simply "rabbit".

@Phyros: As we said here: "Me cago en la leche!!!". Fuck! I'm arrived to your city few days ago, met two pretty girls and we're playing trumpet in the street since then. Where in hell are you?!?! In pub?! We must test our sound before play at Wacken!!

@Mel: Can ya dance too while eating Marzipan (TM) and singing? It could be amazing in our gigs! We'll dress you as a clown, to be the couple of our frontman.

 

[mousewings]

This thread is trippy....

At the Flames rules!!!

 

[Final_Vision]

I yelled Phyros out and all we got were some raging drunk cubans, telling us that, and I quote "we are all going to hell in a quicky cart con gatos" whatever that means.......

|ngenious should be easy enough to spot, he has a trumpet and some hot chicks, go check the pup Ingen!

@Phyros if you eat the rabbit than were all fucked for the Wacken gig. Hes our front man for fucks sake! or excuse me "rabbit", does he have a sign, like prince?

 

[Phyros]

It must be the rabbit from the Monthy Python movie!! Then I´m sorry, I can´t have him in my house, and it can´t be brought into Sweden! I don´t want to be eaten! But, hmmmm, it would make a great show in wacken -relesing him from a cage, and he´s eating everyone!
Anyway, the cubans you were mentioning F_V, they are my friends, so then you must be in Gothenburg after all! Don´t worry, they´ll bring you here, I hope...?

-mebeout-