New, highly original Gothenburg Sound(TM) band!

[FatherVic]

online??? who's online???????

and remember, our rabbit can't go with groupies, he just then just think to breed breed breeeeeeed, and then take care of the little rabbits....and that's not the way for the true metal to develop.....
"Lady's and gentleman....at the flames of the.... and his frontman...followed by his 9087987 kidos!!!" that's not serius

 

[Final_Vision]

good point than he goes on binges and cant keep a stable life and flys off to paris with all the other 'artists' and commites suicide, when in actuallity he faked his death and flew to the Seychelle Islands 1500 miles east of africa, where he starts a new life.

(no Jim Morrison references AT ALL )

We need him to be about the music man, ok but he does need to get laid sometimes, hes a fuckin rockstar, or soon to be........

 

[|ngenius]

Eing? What in hell are ya saying, crazy ppl?!! Our rabbit is only an attraction for our gigs, and not a band mate at all!!! At the moments, he's inside his box and I'm keeping it until we arrive to the FUCKIN' PHYRO'S HOUSE!

@Phyros: I'm so tired of making sex with all the swedish girls, who every time they recognize me in the street, they jump over me and I'm forced to make sex with. In the beginning it was so funny, but now I'm livin' in hell!! WHO ARE YA?!?


Barrac... |ngenius (who believed he hasn't limit in his mighty sex skills)

 

[Malaclypse]

uaaah i read this thread just now because i always thought it was some kinda commercial for some member's band...
you are all kidding
i will cut of my arms and legs so misantrophe can attach them to the other drummer guy, and with this contribute to this worthy cause

 

[FatherVic]

uh yeah!!!!
and so vulture is 30% of our drummer!!!! that's great....

@|ngenius: we're at phyros place rehearshing, just follow the pieces of bread I've been leaving all the time....they'll lead you here


fathervic (who finally sees how helpfull the Hansel & Grettel tale was )

 

[Final_Vision]

I thought we were leaving a trail of peanut brittle.....

The sound is coming along great, now with my extra 4 appendages we have the heaviest sound ever, hence our aptly titled label heavy_devy_pagan_death_melodic_black_ metal

We need to record the fucking trumpet |ngenious, hurry your ass up and dont eat the peanut brittle, the rabbit made it!

 

[Phyros]

*Sits in his sofa, enjoying the HEAVY sound, lookkin´ pleased, opens a bottle of Breznak... What? Is that the sound of a trumpet? Has |ngenius finally found his way?*

 

[Final_Vision]

seems that way, theres a robot with busty swedish chicks following him, any robots you know in gothenburg phyros?

 

[FatherVic]

you mean apart from himself??????

oh! BTW: our beloved robot found a job finally and so he is busy...hope he drops by soon
a big hoooooooraaaaaaay for him

 

[rahvin]

@fathervic: so the powers-that-be must be reading this board regularly and just realised |ngenius was what everybody needed. optimism and robots, the way of the west.

rahvin.

 

[FatherVic]

I hope they didn't read this too much, or they'll lock all the females in the office

 

[|ngenius]

Yep! Just two days without read the board and everybody feels quite alone without me. Yeah, as Master Melon said, I'm a worker chupi, with my own office, my own Pentium IV 1500 Mhz, 512 Mb RAM, 17'' monitor, 3D accelerator card.... And all ppl around me in my feet, so that's great (except the 8 hours every day, I'm so tired!!!). The next week I'll be very busy installing the fast internet connection (maybe cable or perhaps DSL), The secretary is a nice pretty woman, but she has a problem: her boyfriend, me cagüenlaputa (translation: fuck, burn in hell bastard!! With all my tenderness, of course)

But I'm still in Gothenburg (don't aske me how), spending all my money in Cacaolats and Marzipan. Please, come here or... err... the rabbit will leave out from the band!

 

[Final_Vision]

DONT FORGET WHATS IMPORTANT IN LIFE MAN? If we dont have our trumpet player, whats to seperate us from other heavy_devy_pagan_death_black_power_metal bands? Besides me and my multiple limbs and all. Hurry!

(congrats on the job |ngenious! )

 

[Phyros]

No other robots are known in Gothenburg... So it must be him...
Let´s celebrate that you all have arived let´s get drunk! Yeah....! And then... Even more drunk!! Hell YEAH!. Armmmh.. hehehe... Well...sorry bout that...

Hubbahubba!

 

[FatherVic]

my contract says nothing about getting drunk....
I leave you my part of alcohol for you guys....I just want a vanilla milkshake, or some coke, or sunny delight. No alcohol for me. My braincells are in trouble enough alone, couldn't imagine how I'd behave drunk!!!!!

 

[Final_Vision]

hmm a milkshake eh...........? Sounds like a plan! The rabbit cant drink anyway so dont worry about it...........Milkshakes for all, after all we must be healthy for wacken_tusk_closed_air_sorority_party_concert_

Whats our first single gonna be and what cover should we do on the cd?

 

[|ngenius]

The rabbit can't drink???!!! Fuck, you didn't say it before I shared my vodka with him!

@Final Vision: The first post in this thread contains the cover of our first work in studio, my absent-minded friend.

@FatherVic: Hey! The trumpetist haven't any kind of contract! But I prefer Cacaolat to drink, ok?

@Phyros: Where's my bedroom? And the jacuzzi?

@tlantis and Mel: What about the chorus?

 

[FatherVic]

Ok, now we start officially the rehearshalls, so no jacuzzi for now!
you start with the trumpet, the rest will follow.....
damn, somebody get that rabbit out of the bar!!!!

 

[Final_Vision]

@vic hes been there since we got here, if Phyros would quit supplying him with the booze maybe we could get something productive done!

@|ngenious I know, i was refering to a cover song? Like a cover of an Enrique Iglesias or a Backstreet Boys song?

We need a ballad in the album as well boys, whos our singer? I know the rabbits our frontman but whos on the vox?

 

[|ngenius]

I thought about Melancholia or atlantis to make chorus or lead vocals. WHERE'S MY JACUZZI?!

F_V: Argh! I'm a stupid illiterate, excuse me, I'll learn to read soon. Well, the question is: ¿why must we cover BSB or Enriquito when we have a living mith here? EL FARY! That man is a hero in our country, and our debut album could adquire a folkloric tone. Chupi!

Btw: I composed a 19 min. lead solo of trumpet for the album.