New Neverboarder on the way!

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Holy shit, Eric...you've got me rolling over here!!!! Mary, welcome to the first stage of the Neverboard.

You see, you're going about it all the wrong way. The idea when attempting to deal with Eric is not to defend yourself or even attack him, it's just to try and be more disgusting than he could be. Only that way will you be privy to the ways of the force, young padawan.