New Testament

[the phish]

lol i can hear every instrument clearly, this record sucks BALLS

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

listened to a song on myspace, kinda shit

 

[Brooks]

OK, this album sounds great with headphones! The drums sound like drums!

 

[Captain Beard]

The sn... ok, no willy wonka jokes.

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

ha, one of the sickest thrash records to come out in the last decade? ill have to give this a listen right now and see if that's accurate

 

[EricT]

It's definitely better than the rest of the trash (did you see what I did there? I'm awesome!) being delivered from that scene currently... in comparison, its a gold plated record that descended from the promised land.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Thats right, I wrote it while at the Western Wall.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

It's definitely better than the rest of the trash (did you see what I did there? I'm awesome!) being delivered from that scene currently... in comparison, its a gold plated record that descended from the promised land.

Well thats for damn sure. Thrash is dead.

 

[Brooks]

Well thats for damn sure. Thrash is dead.

It's on sick leave. It'll be back.

 

[Captain Beard]

Sick leave eh? Tell it we need a doctor's note, because it used up all the FMLA it had in the 90s, and we're ready to fire it.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

It's on sick leave. It'll be back.

Theres really nothing left to do with thrash. Even Testament can't save it.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

You're all full of shit. I'm going to a bitchin thrash show tonight.

 

[Captain Beard]

I go to a BBQ. Acceptable 2nd place! (Isabel, what band?)

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I get drunk again despite having a bad hangover. Now that's thrash.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

It's at the old Exodus studio, and they're going to have a keg AND a vending machine filled with beer. THAT is about as thrash as you can get.

 

[Captain Beard]

Tell Enemy242 I said hi. Then punch him in the balls. Because that's how I say hi.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Theres really nothing left to do with thrash. Even Testament can't save it.

yeah Testament sucks, but check out Dekapitator. Thats good thrash!

 

[derek]

Municipal Waste?

 

[the phish]

anyone who says testament sucks loses all credability with anything ever

 

[azal]

thrash is trendy in the US now. The whole retro thing is very hip.

The same thing is going on in hip hop. Groups like the Cool Kids, kids who were not even born back then rocking 80s gear, dressing like Back to the Future extras and buying members only jackets on ebay for 200 bucks.

I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with teens listening to Razor and Xentrix, it's just that the music of bands like Hatchet and the like doesn't sound that sincere to me and looks like a bunch of bandwagon hopping to me.

Municipal Waste are definitely an exception to the rule though, I think.