http://www.miamiherald.com/news/florida/AP/story/1179234.html
In second place, also from our most fucked up state (Florida) :
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,538760,00.html?test=latestnews

MELBOURNE, Fla. -- A Florida woman was duped into changing diapers and providing care for a man she met through Craigslist who feigned disabilities.
Turns out the man who hired Janet Schulte to look after an adult brother with diminished mental capacity was the same guy she bottle-fed and treated like a child for 3 months.
Schulte says the worst thing is that authorities can't go after the man because he appears not to have committed any crime. Though the man lied, he typically paid the agreed $600 weekly for her services.
Schulte said he never broke character, and on the phone always gave an excuse when she tried to meet his "brother."
She and her husband got suspicious and found the man out after subtle behavior changes and a few late payments.
In second place, also from our most fucked up state (Florida) :
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,538760,00.html?test=latestnews
ODESSA, Fla. — Authorities say a 34-year-old southwest Florida man shot a teenager in an apparent road rage incident and then killed himself.
Pasco Sheriff's deputies say the unidentified driver got angry when a 17-year-old driver did not pull up far enough at a stop sign. The man shot the teen, hitting him twice in the leg. The shooter then turned the gun on himself, killing himself inside his car.
Authorities do not believe the two knew each other before the shooting. The investigation continues. The teen was taken to the hospital. His condition is not known.
