Nigerian facebook trolls

[Potshot]

So a couple of weeks ago I was greeted with a friend request and message from someone on facebook that instantly made me think scam, so I thought I'd play along and see how far I could take it. The results have been greater than or equal to extreme lols.

Big image, dunno if reddit will load it zoomed out or not so if you can't see anything properly, zoom in a bit, long read but worth it

http://redd.it/udoxt

 

[Jackal_Strain]

Epic!

 

[jipchen]

Too much free time?

 

[SocialNumb]

The dog thing killed me! The pictures are just perfect.

 

[ratsapprentice]

That Chinese health clinic is literally 2 mins from my house!

Pretty good work.

 

[Skinny Viking]

"When you say that it makes my dick hard"

This is some serious blood ninja shit right here

Well played sir ... fucking brilliant!

 

[heshian46]

That was epic!
Lulled at the dog thing, especially the pictures.

 

[StefTD]

what a fucking long read and still worth it

 

[MarcusGHedwig]

How did the transfer end up in the Ukraine? And what was the document she emailed you? (before "I'm at a gig where are you?")

Brilliant though, David Thorne would be proud

 

[updog]

nice one! read the whole thing

 

[Potshot]

Not sure what it was on about re the Ukraine, the details were all completely made up anyway so must have had an exceptionally incompetent western union cashier trying to figure out why there was no money there and making up bollocks.

The document they sent me was some tiny 500px wide jpg of some kind of modelling contract naming me as next of kin and wanted me to sign it, I couldn't quite understand why haha.

I still intend to Skype call the number it gave me at one point for some trollolols as a band I'm currently finishing up mixing want a prank call on their EP, so should be quite fun

 

[Ashgarth]

Hahahaha
That was great hahaha

 

[Adari]

That was brilliant; thanks!:hotjump:

 

[JohnGalloway]

LOL
This is fantastic.

 

[musickey]

Dude...........This shall be legend.

 

[Pxz]

HHAHAHAHA THIS IS GREAT.

 

[colonel kurtz]

lol@bukkake sandwiches!

 

[LeSedna]

ahahahahahah the part that cracked me up was the line "Do not forget my sandwiches darling" in the western union form !!!!

EDIT :

You're a fucking legend, I simply spit out my coffee when I saw the picture of the splashed dog, this is epic and the photoshop job, it's full of win !

 

[Pman]

That was fucking insane.
"your mama will regret the day you were born"

 

[DarkTom666]

E-P-I-C!

Hahahaha what a good read! Long, but definitely worth it.

"How about Barnabas and Septimus "
"Yan good names honey"

ahahahaha