Night Mare has moved out.

[Night Mare]

That's right, in case anyone cares, I have moved to the big city with 2 of my band members. Been lots of drinking, but no internet, hence me posting at work.
Feel free to discuss/derail.

Photos to come.

 

[JayKeeley]

Which city?

 

[Erik]

cool shit.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

do they do anal?

 

[Night Mare]

Brisbane, thanks, and yes.

Fuck me you guys are quick.

 

[NAD]

You want me to fuck you? Well, okay.

 

[lurch70]

nad, you moved onto guys now?

 

[Night Mare]

I knew that would be the next comment, I wasn't sure who would say it, but I knew what it would be. And the answer is yes.

The house is apparently haunted by the ghost of "Jimmy," the Gecko who fell into the toaster. Poor little bastard.

 

[lurch70]

well congrats dude ...

watched some show last night about some guy chasing lizards in Australia ...

 

[Night Mare]

Thanks man.
Was it Steve Irwin?

 

[lurch70]

i have no idea ... some wired guy ... doing crazy shit ... putting his leg in holes he should not

 

[NAD]

The house is apparently haunted by the ghost of "Jimmy," the Gecko who fell into the toaster. Poor little bastard.

Whoa, cool.

Yeah I say "fuck me" a lot but sometimes the right thing do when hearing it from someone else is do the whole "you want me to fuck you" gag because it's worth like, 1/3 of a laugh.

 

[Night Mare]

i have no idea ... some wired guy ... doing crazy shit ... putting his leg in holes he should not

Yeh, that's Steve.

because it's worth like, 1/3 of a laugh

Almost better than no laughs at all.

 

[JayKeeley]

1/3 better in fact.

 

[dorian gray]

word. i care about anything that has to do with my gay australian friends

 

[JayKeeley]

Being gay is easy in Australia because all living things only take it up the ass, gay or not.

 

[Night Mare]

Australian backpacking women have probably given us a bad name, I have heard some stories about them, horrible stories...
I am pretty sure all those types come from NSW though, you'd have to ask Claws of Perdition about that, I hear the term "Up the bum, no babies" is pretty much the extent of their school sex-ed down there.

 

[dorian gray]

haha, those NSW bastards!

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Australian backpacking women have probably given us a bad name, I have heard some stories about them, horrible stories...
I am pretty sure all those types come from NSW though, you'd have to ask Claws of Perdition about that, I hear the term "Up the bum, no babies" is pretty much the extent of their school sex-ed down there.

The mate of mine who says "up the bum, no babies" actually lives in QLD :Smug:

The main part of our sex ed consists of contraception, something your parents should have used, for you and all your sibblings including the dog.

 

[Night Mare]

Ouch man, just ouch. That's not what family are for, you should be ashamed of yourself.