Now Eating Thread (Official)

[lizard]

???????

Fuck Kraft, store brand deluxe stuff is the same fucking thing

Half the reason name brands cost more is all they spend on advertising

 

[Mormagil]

if they would just imply that generic brands might contain tapeworms they could save so much money

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

kraft ends up cheaper out here by putting out big sales once a month. So my aunt stocks up once a month.

5 months to go. Then I can eat properly again (and spend the next 2 years fixing all the damage caused here)

 

[lizard]

Mmmmmm, delicious tapeworms!

Breaded, and then covered in a light chicken gravy.

Tommorow is the day I usually go out to lunch with the IT crew...should I go for the pizza sub or sausage

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I've seen enough tape and ringworms already while working in the fish plant.

DON'T EAT TACO BELL GROUND BEEF! IT'S GOT TAPEWORM AND RINGWORM MEAT IN IT!

 

[Mormagil]

depends on the sausage; if it doesn't melt in your mouth i'd go for the pizza sub

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

 

[R.I.P.2]

4 rashers of bacon, 3 fried eggs, 4 slices of toast, a big glass of orange juice and a cup of coffee.

/burp

 

[dorian gray]

"rashers"?

 

[lizard]

I've heard of them but don't know what that means.

 

[Doom]

"Rasher" is just the name for each individual bit of a bacon. Must be an English thing, weird.

 

[lizard]

ahhhh

SYLLABICATION: rash·er
PRONUNCIATION: rshr
NOUN: 1. A thin slice of fried or broiled bacon. 2. A dish or an order of thin slices of fried or broiled bacon.
ETYMOLOGY: Origin unknown.

 

[Doom]

I spent last week on vacation in Norway and ate so fucking well. Had bacon and eggs every morning I was there, plus about 5000 calories worth of other stuff for bacon alone (EDIT: haha I wrote bacon instead of breakfast). Buffet breakfasts are the best thing ever.

Then dinner was always great too. Had a few buffets which were nice (especially if you like fish, I have never seen so much fish in my life), but mostly set meals which meant I tried new stuff, including reindeer which was pretty nice! Tasted like beef.

Sucks going back to eating boring food and trying to be healthy.

 

[lizard]

I remember when I went to Germany when I was about nine, I read that in our hotel we'd receive a free "continental breakfast" - I was thinking, wooooo that sounds great! Only to discover:

continental breakfast
n.

A light breakfast consisting usually of coffee or tea and a roll, pastry, or other baked good.

 

[dorian gray]

european breakfasts are useless

 

[Doom]

european breakfasts are useless

I really like good bread, croissants and shit like that actually, but you can't beat a good old traditional English breakfast.

 

[dorian gray]

heh, i was just going by the few times i had breakfast at my hotel in france. same as the coffee - tooooo small!

 

[lizard]

my dad used to take us to the Platterhof/Hotel General Walker in Berchestgarden...first time I ever saw an egg cup, and...a bidet.

used to be an old nazi party haus.

pic taken right before it was recently torn down

 

[Doom]

I love going to France and eating pain au chocolate for breakfast.

 

[Doom]

my dad used to take us to the Platterhof/Hotel General Walker in Berchestgarden...first time I ever saw an egg cup, and...a bidet.

Bidets are just weird.