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Did you know that every time you put that in the DVD player, a new set of improvised jams plays? Pretty cool! I love that DVD. Adrian Belew and Fripp are such a cool combo of guitarists!
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ORLY?
NP: Zappa Plays Zappa dvd
I can't believe I hadn't witnessed the awesomeness of Frank Zappa before, this is some seriously cool stuff!
NP: Zappa Plays Zappa dvd
I can't believe I hadn't witnessed the awesomeness of Frank Zappa before, this is some seriously cool stuff!
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Prog 4 ever. Australia!!!
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Now you can spend the next 20 years hunting down and buying his entire catalogue
I think that's why I never bothered before now... NP: Zappa Plays Zappa- Zombie Wolf
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Prog 4 ever. Australia!!!
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Prog 4 ever. Australia!!!
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Prog 4 ever. Australia!!!
mark b
Prog 4 ever. Australia!!!
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Prog 4 ever. Australia!!!
Mitch Hedberg- Strategic Grill Locations
Man...I love Mitch Hedberg.
A few of my favorites:
"I've seen a human pyramid before. It was very unnecessary."
"I just said "snake eyes". It's a gambling term...or it's an animal term, too. Popsicles are for the Summer time."
"I went to the park and I saw a kid flying a kite. He was so excited that his kite was in the sky but I don't know, that's what they're supposed to do. Now had he had a chair on the other end of that string, I would've known. Imagine trying to fly a chair...you'd have to run like a mother-fucker."
"Kinko's is my favorite copy center, if I had to pick one, because they are open 24-hours. Like, it's it's 5am and I decide I need two of something...I'm covered. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat and think "aahhh shit!...oh yeah...kinko'sl. No problem. That will not remain singular"
"What time is it?" Ummm....that guy is eating a hamburger."
"I opened up a yogurt and underneath the lid it said "please try again" because they were having a contest I was not aware of. I thought maybe I had opened it wrong, or maybe yoplait was trying to inspire me. "Come on Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again"- A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."
"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break...it can only temporarily become stairs."
"I used to have really long hair and people thought I was high on stage because people associate long hair with drug-use. I wish long hair was associated with something other than drug-use....like an extreme longing for cake."
"I can't eat spaghetti...there's too many of them"
"I want to talk about the difference between a frog and a bear. When there is a frog around, I don't have to hang my sandwiches from a fucking branch...he knows they are for me"
"If I wear a turtle-neck and a backpack it's like a weak midget trying to bring me down."
Man...I love Mitch Hedberg.
A few of my favorites:
"I've seen a human pyramid before. It was very unnecessary."
"I just said "snake eyes". It's a gambling term...or it's an animal term, too. Popsicles are for the Summer time."
"I went to the park and I saw a kid flying a kite. He was so excited that his kite was in the sky but I don't know, that's what they're supposed to do. Now had he had a chair on the other end of that string, I would've known. Imagine trying to fly a chair...you'd have to run like a mother-fucker."
"Kinko's is my favorite copy center, if I had to pick one, because they are open 24-hours. Like, it's it's 5am and I decide I need two of something...I'm covered. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat and think "aahhh shit!...oh yeah...kinko'sl. No problem. That will not remain singular"
"What time is it?" Ummm....that guy is eating a hamburger."
"I opened up a yogurt and underneath the lid it said "please try again" because they were having a contest I was not aware of. I thought maybe I had opened it wrong, or maybe yoplait was trying to inspire me. "Come on Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again"- A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."
"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break...it can only temporarily become stairs."
"I used to have really long hair and people thought I was high on stage because people associate long hair with drug-use. I wish long hair was associated with something other than drug-use....like an extreme longing for cake."
"I can't eat spaghetti...there's too many of them"
"I want to talk about the difference between a frog and a bear. When there is a frog around, I don't have to hang my sandwiches from a fucking branch...he knows they are for me"
"If I wear a turtle-neck and a backpack it's like a weak midget trying to bring me down."
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