o/t: Star Wars quotes that sound DIRTY

[ThraxDude]

Here are a few quotes from the Star Wars movies that sound like they could be in a porno...

"It's possible he came in through the south entrance."

"Look at the size of that thing!!"

"Let's blow this thing and go home!"

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside..."

And my personal favorite:
"Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

 

[CyThrax]

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

Oh wait...

 

[Riehlthing]

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

"Pull out Wedge, you're not doing any good back there."

 

[Metal Maiden]

The next time I watch Star Wars I'm going to be seeing it from a different point of view now.

 

[Riehlthing]

I should watch it again and look for more lines.

 

[ThraxDude]

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

Oh wait...

Good one. I haven't seen Spaceballs in a LONG time.

And I forgot about those two Reilthing put up. Hehehe.

 

[Metal Maiden]

And I forgot about those to Reilthing put up. Hehehe.

Main Entry: too
Pronunciation: 'tü
Function: adverb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English tO to, too —more at TO
Date: before 12th century
1 : BESIDES, ALSO <sell the house and furniture too>

or


Main Entry: two
Function: pronoun, plural in construction
Date: before 12th century
1 : two countable individuals not specified <only two were found>
2 : a small approximate number of indicated things <only a shot or two were fired>

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Tell him!!

 

[Riehlthing]

That was good...take that Tad.

 

[onemanstandsthrax11]

I remember getting a forward once with a bunch of dirty stuff with star wars. But what you had to do is put the word pants in place of something, but I cannot remember how it goes now. I remember it was hilarious though. Anyone heard of that one??

 

[ThraxDude]

That was good...take that Tad.

I don't know what you guys are talking about...

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Yeah. Sure.

 

[ThraxDude]

WHAT?!?

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24771&page=302&pp=25

And maybe you should see a professional about that convenient amnesia you have going over there.

 

[Riehlthing]

selective memory?

 

[monoxide_child]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_sequel_trilogy

 

[Social Distortion]

These are good, and I'm not even a fan!

Love your new sig, monoxide! Literally!

 

[monoxide_child]

These are good, and I'm not even a fan!

Love your new sig, monoxide! Literally!

am i the only one that regognizes all the characters in my sig??

 

[Social Distortion]

am i the only one that regognizes all the characters in my sig??

I was talking about Gina. Why did you change it?

Oh well... *types Gina Carano on google*

 

[monoxide_child]

I was talking about Gina. Why did you change it?

i changed it because of those hyper-picky-about-female-apearance-guys that said the photo of Gina looked like a man