O/T--would you rather bang a hot chick or meet an ewok

[muffytheVampirelayer]

Ok, I stole this from the Howard Stern board. But I wanna know.

I have personally banged a few hotties in my time, so I am going with meeting an ewok

 

[Jockthrax]

Where is the option of banging an Ewok?

 

[thraxx]

Ewok .... well you know i can bang a hot chick anytime but meeting an ewok ( an alien) .... well that a tough one to answer..

 

[johnnieCzech]

BANG BANG BANG. Ewoks suck.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Have to go with Johnnie here... make the fucking ewok go bang! Hey... I could save a hot chick from ewoks (or she can save me from the little evil fucks, not picky on this subject).

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Oh, yeah... hot chicks don´t dig me but I could make a lot of money on the book: "Ewok no more! The threat to the conservative, christian america and Arg Hamsters solution"!

 

[remington69]

Well, since I don't "swing" that way (much to the dismay of fiance's fantasies), I'd have to say meet an ewok. Then I'd pop him with a sniper rifle. (Been playing too much Star Wars Battlefront lately)

 

[nataservant]

since a bang a hot chick a few times a week, I think I'd like to bang an ewok.

 

[thraxx]

Well, since I don't "swing" that way (much to the dismay of fiance's fantasies), I'd have to say meet an ewok. Then I'd pop him with a sniper rifle. (Been playing too much Star Wars Battlefront lately)

muahaha: that hilarious .....

 

[Johnny Ace]

since a bang a hot chick a few times a week, I think I'd like to bang an ewok.

WESLEY WILLIS!!!! AWESOME!!!!

 

[DarbysDad]

How about bang a hot chick, lick her chonch, shoot fucking ewok's with an M-16 and even a 45?

or if you bang a hot chick in the ass would it be like doing all of these things at once.

 

[MichiMikey]

Well, since I don't "swing" that way (much to the dismay of fiance's fantasies)....

How will you know if you haven't tried it..?!?!

 

[Spreadingthe Living312]

How about bang a hot chick, lick her chonch, shoot fucking ewok's with an M-16 and even a 45?

I'm going with this idea.

 

[YourAuntieSocial]

Where is the option to steal the Millenium Falcon??

 

[prime666]

What the fuck is with you people! Why would you want to shoot a Ewok. Be a fucking diplomat for Christ sake! He's an alien from another world! Use your head. Bang the hot chick (a few times). Then give the Ewok Sloppy seconds or gross thirds......

 

[Ron MOSH Earl]

I'm a big Star Wars fan, but I gotta go with bangin' the chick. I don't think I'd have much to say to an Ewok.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Where is the option to steal the Millenium Falcon??

Cuz Millenium is a piece of junk? I want a Star destroyer (and if I´m supposed to meet an alien I wanna meet a wookie). :hotjump:

 

[DarbysDad]

prime you kill

 

[YourAuntieSocial]

Cuz Millenium is a piece of junk? I want a Star destroyer (and if I´m supposed to meet an alien I wanna meet a wookie). :hotjump:

A piece of junk??
What you've never heard of the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs??

 

[Arg_Hamster]

A piece of junk??
What you've never heard of the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs??

I have, but my mom makes the Kessel Run in 9!

However, I could steal the Falcon with Chewie onboard!