Offical Non-Chatting thread!

[Ethereal Sage]

Come on all you hard workers.....a group-hug help you feel better...*hugs*

 

[~Zeanra~]

 

[Ethereal Sage]

*moves away from Z so as not to disturb her sleep*

What? Seems everyone is too busy working to enjoy a group hug..........*goes back to small, dark crevice from which he emanated*

 

[~Zeanra~]

I want a hug...*mumbles in her sleep*

 

[Fractured]

Hugs Zeanra, you wan't one to Sagey?

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Yeah, I could go one...thanks Fraccy.....one of your quotes would be great too

 

[Spike]

Hugs!!?

Hugs........

*Hugs!*

 

[Fractured]

Okay Sage!

Marge: Homer, did you call the audience "Chicken"?
Homer: No! I swear on this bible!
Marge: That's not a bible. That's a book of carpet samples.
Homer: Mmmm... fuzzy.
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Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad!
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart: No.
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Lisa: Yes.
Homer: But the car's okay?
Bart & Lisa: Uh-huh.
Homer: All right then.
..........................................................

Homer's brain: Use reverse psychology.
Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer: Okay, I will!


..............................................................

 

[Ethereal Sage]

:LOL::LOL:

Don't ever die or be unable to type, Fraccy

 

[Fractured]

I will sure try anyway Sage.


FBI agent Scully : This is just a simple lie-detector test. I'll ask some simple questions and you should answer with yes or no. Do you understand?
Homer : Yes.
[ The machine blows up ].

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Marge : Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer : Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!

 

[Ethereal Sage]

*tags*

Homer :"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Homer: "God bless those pagans."
Homer: "I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!"
Homer: "Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.

 

[Fractured]

Marge : Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer : Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.


Marge : Well, maybe our next anniversary will be more romantic. Aww, look, Homey, our wedding cake!
Homer : You mean there's been cake in our freezer for eleven years? Why was I not informed?


Homer: Oh! what's going on? ... gmmmm ... I want a non-gay explanation. ( Homer sees Bart and Millhouse in dresses ).

 

[FinalFatalForce]

 

[FinalFatalForce]

Peter : (talking to lowis on the phone) im sorry lowis i cant come and help you clean the house im stuck at work their making me work late

Lowis : (looks at caller id) it says on the caller id that your calling from our house, in fact i can see you in the kitchen your holding a chicken leg

Peter : (looks at her then moves to the side) can you see me now?

Lowis : no

Peter : now im at work

 

[xenophobe]

Originally posted by Ethereal Sage
And how are you going to make the most of it?

I will masturbate with ordinary kitchen utensils and prepare my dog for a barbecue.

 

[Fractured]

Are you alright sir? Can i get you anything?





How 'bout some BBQ sauce and some cutlery?

But only if i can taste some.

 

[FailingAcension]

I'm scared.

 

[Fractured]

Why is that Failing?

 

[FailingAcension]

masturbating with fork and spoon?

 

[Fractured]

Yes...yes...that would be a bit painful wouldn't it?

I wonder how xeno will do it?