Offical Non-Chatting thread!

I have to make this surprise for someone and make a rhyme for him. But I cannot think of anything that is remotely funny about him that I can use for it.
 
Doesn't matter tal. I'll think of something. It'll come to me when the last-minute-stress kicks in:)

Why does that make you nervous?
 
But if life is made in terms of levels, Trust me, no one sets the bar lower then me, If anything everyone else is way above my level ;)