Official RC Snobby Beer Purchases Thread

[Krilons Resa]

and?

HORRIBLE!

 

[dorian gray]

well yeah!

 

[NAD]

this is the SNOBBY beer thread, you must expect such hostility.

we require advanced flavoUrs for our drunkening in here.

 

[Krilons Resa]

this is the SNOBBY beer thread, you must expect such hostility.

we require advanced flavoUrs for our drunkening in here.

LMAO!

 

[dorian gray]

almost done choking down number 2

 

[NAD]

YOU GOTTA CHUG, A!!! TELL HER YOU LOVE HER!!!

oh man, that is the SECOND reference to that skit i've pulled tonight, and i'll bet nobody gets it. damn.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I dont care...just needs more cowbell..period.

 

[NAD]

hahaha

the best part is i don't remember if the skit was from Upright Citizen's Brigade, Kids in the Hall, or.... a third show very similar that i don't remember. it was the dude's Fairy Hockey Guardian who died from "autoerotic asphyxiation, it's when you choke yerself while JERKIN' AFF!!!" anyhow he told the dude to chug beer and tell his new girlfriend he loved her. YOU GOTTA CHUG, A!!! TELL HER YOU LOVE HER!!!

pretty much the funniest thing i ever dun seen.

 

[Krilons Resa]

autoerotic asphyxiation is HOTT@!!!

edit: for real...

 

[dorian gray]

i might try it

 

[NAD]

hahaha seriously? man i'm not into that shit. i mean give me enough positions to make a yoga instructor blush and enough screaming to make ummm... some loud... people... vomit, but i'm not into the pain/death thing.

except playing the doublebass line to One on a girl's buttcheeks. if she complains, she just ain't worth the effort.

 

[dorian gray]

i use like 2 positions.

 

[NAD]

me too, crying and cleaning up. HAHAHAHAHA oh man i suck.

 

[dorian gray]

ahahaha, that was pretty good

 

[NAD]

although seriously, i need to find a chick. wtf. i went on two dates this year TWO DATES. fuck me that is just sad.

 

[dorian gray]

two dates in one year? hahaha.
meh, just kidding

 

[NAD]

at least both went well. the first chick really dug me and i dug her, but i like, wasn't attracted to her (shallow but hey, i'm a dude). the other went too well until she said "oh yeah i forgot, i really like you, but i'm still in love with my asshole of an ex-asshole so we can't continue this."

oh yeah and girl #3 never materialized. supposed to meet me at a Three Sheets show twice now, never showed. fuckit.

[/WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMBULANCE]

 

[dorian gray]

man, i loathe the thought of being back in the "dating scene"

 

[NAD]

it pretty much sucks. i was with some chick for nearly 4 years so i forgot how much "the hunt" part blows. unless you're some pimp that can score with 8 chicks a day, which i'm not and likely never will be. that's why i'd like to find a girlfriend.

but tonight i'll settle for drinking beer alone and doing laundry.

 

[dorian gray]

i had a huge fight with the wife last night and its still better than being single - for me anyway. i doubt its as bad as you think. you have alot more freedom than us married dudes. no accountability whatsoever. accountability sucks. its for mature adults.