Official Thread #3

[stormy]

 

[Lhorian]

Have you seen the third?

 

[Rusty]

"Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9 to 21."

"And Saint Attila raised the handgrenade up on high, saying: 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy handgrenade, that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chunks of..."

"Skip a bit, Brother."

"And the Lord spake, saying: 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou post to three - no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt post, and the number of the posting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not post, nor either post thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out!! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Handgrenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.' "

"Amen."

 

[ante]

hi Rushty

*has a Rush period*
NP: Rush - temple of syrinx

 

[Incendiare]

One, two
three ...
five ...

Three, sir!

Three.

 

[Steve]

*explodes*

 

[Lhorian]

Three lines are necessary to form a plan figure; and three dimensions of length, breadth, and height, are necessary to form a solid. Hence three is the symbol of the cube--the simplest form of solid figure.

 

[Steve]

OH NO!
The Holy Hand Grenade landed on top of a can of pumpkin puree!

 

[xenophobe]

 

[Ethereal Sage]

'You don't frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called 'Arthur King,' you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.'

 

[bodomite]

too funny!

 

[PoS]

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