oh my fucking god

wop+cash.jpg


this story discourtesy of metal inquisition
 
Haha thats the band with the chick who was posting her tits for advertisement purposes or something:

a6pue.jpg


She was in that god awful Abigail Williams before that.
 
Amy Winehouse circa 2003? Tattoos look so silly on wimmenz, especially when centered on the upper torso. I don't reckon I would touch her even with Matt Stone's cougar snare. Not black enough.

Did Century Media cut their quality assurance team from payroll?!? They hardly resemble anything close to a metal label these days.
 
i've heard this before

here it is folks, literally the worst band to ever play distorted guitars
 
I don't reckon I would touch her even with Matt Stone's cougar snare. Not black enough.

Why do you hate me so? I don't even like Dimmu Borgir! Don't particularly like Primordial either, but wouldn't flip them off by any means. So please, touch girls with my genitals.
 
I'm trying dude. They are a bit different. For like fours years, all I listened to was EXTREME metal. If it didn't have blast beat attacks and a shrieking dickhead behind the mic, I wouldn't listen. Only the past couple of years have I lightened up massively. They're very talented!
 
I'm trying dude. They are a bit different. For like fours years, all I listened to was EXTREME metal. If it didn't have blast beat attacks and a shrieking dickhead behind the mic, I wouldn't listen. Only the past couple of years have I lightened up massively. They're very talented!

you mean your band?