Oi Spiffy!

[Smashed]

Was it you that had Mr Big bootlegs that we were talking about ages ago??

If not,please forgive my alcoholically challenged ramblings...

However,if it was you - what ya got beotch,me needs ta know!!

 

[Spiff]

Nup, not me!

 

[Smashed]

Bugger!
Had me hopes up then!

 

[Spiff]

Well, I do have a "Mr Big" but there's no way you're getting your hands on it!

 

[Smashed]

Pffft - more like Little Richard

 

[spawn]

I only have a Derek Small

 

[Spruce Goose]

I'm packing a Dixie Normus!

 

[Mark]

Why would he want to get his hands on your arse, Spiffy?

 

[spawn]

Because they figure the woman will go "Well, he is ugly as sin and twice as stupid, but he has a big dick, so...."

Probably anyway. I dont tell anyone. No use setting yourself up for a fall I say

 

[Blitzkrieg]

 

[Smashed]

I love boobs.
If I were female, I'd stay home all day and play with them.

Thats all

 

[Wrathchild]

Breasts are like toy train sets, they're designed for children but dads like to play with them too

Moony, the sexes will never understand each other. That's one of the few rules I live by.

Brucie had the right idea with the Chemical Wedding. You can never know anyone (male or female) until you're buried in the same earth with them and reduced to the same elements.

That's how I interpret the song anyway. Maybe I'm just morbid .

W

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Originally posted by Wrathchild
Breasts are like toy train sets, they're designed for children but dads like to play with them too