Ok- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...
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schenkadere
Obey my dog!
gaschamber
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ill stuff emilys fuckin head in the popcorn bucket if there is no cooperation on her behalf, then i will show her plaid skirt the real evil.
schenkadere
Obey my dog!
That sounds like fun...but let it be known to Emily that I wouldn't like to see her head in a popcorn bucket...let's get back to your little sisters tits.
the dukes of hazzard is an example of hollywood bloodsuckers. look at who they cast....the only person they cast correctly was willie nelson as uncle jesse, the rest of them suck, burt reynolds as boss hogg????? tall and skiny with hair is not jd hogg, short fat and bald is... and jessica simpson couldnt even dye her hair brown because 'blonde is her signature look' so now we get a blonde daisey??? fuck that movie, i will never watch it... i'll just go and watch the original show on dvd and get my money's worth
schenkadere
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I'm not sure of your response there, Emily...does that mean your disappointed about the popcorn thing or your just confused about how you got in the middle of the silliness?
Don't be sad...I'll play the popcorn game with you if you like...and I'm sure your tits are much nicer than gaschamber's little sister's anyway.
Don't be sad...I'll play the popcorn game with you if you like...and I'm sure your tits are much nicer than gaschamber's little sister's anyway.
gaschamber
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listen here schenkadere...
me and my father are the only ones who have jiggled my little sisters tits, so i will be goddamned if im gonna stand here (or sit at my computer) and read that you think someone elses tits are better just because she (emily) went though puberty.
(but just to be sure, i better slobber all over emily's tits too, just for evaluation purposes)
me and my father are the only ones who have jiggled my little sisters tits, so i will be goddamned if im gonna stand here (or sit at my computer) and read that you think someone elses tits are better just because she (emily) went though puberty.
(but just to be sure, i better slobber all over emily's tits too, just for evaluation purposes)
schenkadere
Obey my dog!
Emily said:
See there, Emily...that's better...I'll play with you anytime you like...I'm into evil and plaid skirts...you interest me much more than gaschamber's little sister.
Sorry to insult you, your dad and your sister, gaschamber...but I'm moving on. Lil' sis will have to rely on family love and popcorn buckets.
T_man357
Locked & Loaded
Hey Grey,
I don't remember you from when those white power pussies were here....
Did you go by a different name back then....Or is my memory just for shit!!
I don't remember you from when those white power pussies were here....
Did you go by a different name back then....Or is my memory just for shit!!
Grey said:
Jurched
Ask&YoullBeSorry
johnnieCzech said:
CARTMAN the WHORE: "Whatevah! Whatevah! I do what I want! I digitally inserted Jabba the Hutt in the original Star Wars! WHATEVAH!"
MAURY POVICH: "That IS out of control!"
Jurched
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How long before remaking "Citizen Kane", "Gone With the Wind", "Psycho"?...oops too late!
Hollywood has the same amount of grey matter as an amoeba, and it really pisses me off to see the great Tim Burton pulling another remake ('Planet Of The Apes" was awful). I hope that going back to basics with "Corpse Bride" will make my day.
Hollywood has the same amount of grey matter as an amoeba, and it really pisses me off to see the great Tim Burton pulling another remake ('Planet Of The Apes" was awful). I hope that going back to basics with "Corpse Bride" will make my day.
KingsEvilScreamer
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I think Charlie Bitchante and the big black rubber dildo factory would have even made a better movie than this johnny depp piece of homosexual shit. Just picture it. Charlie Benante wins a trip to a dildo factory, where all of the oompa loompas are scott ian with dildos for beards and the word jewcifer painted on his bald head. Id laugh my ass off at that movie
gaschamber
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schenkadere
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gaschamber said:
Sorry, gas...but being good at your craft isn't always enough...being a loyal and stand up dude is what matters. I've met a lot of great musicians who are assholes...I wouldn't want to play with them and I certainly wouldn't want to get involved in business deals with them.
Charlie is a good drummer though, no doubt about that.
T_man357
Locked & Loaded
gaschamber
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i feel you on that, but what a musician is like outside of a record, i could give a rats ass. the key word for me is MUSIC. everyone says danzig is an asshole, mustaine is an asshole, billy milano (even tho i dont think its true) is an asshole, and the list goes on, but to ME, i dont care. all i care about is... are they making good music? im not the type to care about autographs or jerking off over meeting my favorite band. never have been. i tend to mind my own business and not get mixed up in other peoples business (especially people i dont know) diff'rent strokes fo' diff'rent folks i guess.
Wyvern said:
Citizen KAne I think is safe. NO ONE in hollywood is that dumb. They made a movie about the making of it. RKO 187, I think. Was awesome. Other great Orson Wells movies are- The Third MAN- THe Stranger-Touch of Evil. GO rent them and watch a master at work.
Other great movies worth renting, The Devil and Daniel Webster- MOby Dick-The BEst YEars of our lives- Pride of the YAnkees. The CAine Mutiny- in the heat of the night- Inherit the wind-Meet John Doe- Mr. Smith goes to Washington. Angel on my shoulder. On and On and ON.
I love the classics..
