Hey! Happy Birthday.
Are Italians non-human? All I know is that they make good pizza and slaves. Sorry, I've been playing way too much Rome: Total War (I enslaved the whole population of Rome o.k.!?)
Any-dang-way back to what I was about to say:
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resemblin' a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus' tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes, and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. That rhymes. I have to admit, it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula. (Thanks Bloodhound Gang)
Oh wait, wrong thread.