Ok, starting a new thread

[Monika]

Velkommen, Monica! Bergensere setter vi pris på, store deler av familien er fra Bergen

Takk for det. Hyggelig å se andre nordmenn her også.

 

[Monika]

i heart her a lot ...

or could it be because she reminds me of one of my exes, except with blonde hair ... hmm ... no .... I heart her ...

dreaming of sexual commands in German

Hey, that one is one of my best friends here in Berlin.

 

[snow2fall]

Cheers from Maren's future husband

Was that a proposal?!

 

[lizard]

Wilkommen, Monika!
and it was Lurch who was drooling, although I have no complaints

 

[Hell Mike]

Was that a proposal?!

Nah, I never bothered with asking... You'd just kindly decline. One day you'll just wake up next to me 45 years old and think OH SHIT i promised i would sew on those new patches before friday

 

[Demilich]

One day you'll just wake up next to me 45 years old and think OH SHIT i promised i would sew on those new patches before friday

 

[snow2fall]

You'd just kindly decline.

How do you know?!

 

[Tranquillian]

Välkommen Monika

 

[Sadguru]

Welcome Monika, hope you'll enjoy your stay here

 

[NAD]

where is that one mpg/gif/whatever of "OMG GIRL!?!" and the post/view counts go sky high in like 10 seconds? that would be good right about now.

this one truck forum i used to visit was the best with girls, most threads would get like 40 replies and 90 views, but when a chick came along saying "hey i'm new!" it would have like 500 replies in about an hour. hysterical.

 

[Demilich]

guys like trucks, but guys also like girls who like trucks, and these are a rare breed

 

[NAD]

i can't stand girls with trucks, haha.

girls around here buy them for fashion statements, you don't see them loading hay or offroading. it's like buying a 187-piece socket set because "they looked pretty."

 

[Demilich]

just because you don't see it doesn't mean it ain't goin on!

OR IS IT!?

 

[NAD]

well i'll correct myself then, most girls in southern california who drive trucks are poseurs. although i have known a select few that used them as intended.

i'm sure in other parts of the country it's not vastly true, but out here... ugh.

 

[lizard]

out here its 50/50 between those who know what a truck is for and those big heifer chicks who need a truck for the payload capacity.

but hey, there are shitloads of poseur guys with trucks too.

 

[Demilich]

i live in a big city, where 18 year old kids drive fancy, blinged up pick up trucks that are too plastic-looking to ever consider getting dirty/banged up by actually moving shit in them. i think i see what you mean.

 

[NAD]

that's the mommydaddy.

 

[Demilich]

that's the mommydaddy.

?

 

[NAD]

it's when whosits would play sean connery on SNL, the same dude that did "that's not what your mother said, trebek!"

although i can't remember the exact skit.

explaining jokes ALWAYS makes them better!

 

[EdenKriss]

fucking hell, this happens to threads everytime some girl posts something. guys, you are on the INTERNET! this is not LIFE! this is VIRTUAL!

and with all that said, a warm welcome to you Monika!