Ok, starting a new thread

[EdenKriss]

now please show your boobs.

 

[Monika]

Well, again - thanks everyone for a warm welcome.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I think you guys have scared the shit out of her. Lol.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I think you guys have scared the shit out of her. Lol.

Meh, they like it. Women are always so quick on the net to identify themselves as women.

They're all just asking to get e-raped. I don't know what that is exactly but I suspect it's what we just did in this thread.

 

[spikes77]

Ya i remember one time back when i was playing warcraft2, some girl got e raped. It was pwnage. (<-- did i just say that?)

 

[lurch70]

Hey, that one is one of my best friends here in Berlin.

great ... then you can be my new messenger of love to her

 

[dorian gray]

i just ate a bunch of of kroger's chicken noodle soup and my belly kinda hurts. but im still young, hot, cool, and rich. meh, scratch the rich part.

 

[E-bortion]

Yeah, if you dont show us tits, some pussy possibly, or at least some cleavage/ass.... youre as good as... well you just suck.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

On second thought, take that shit out of your face.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i like all that shit in her face...i'm not just trying to get her to like me more, uh i swear

 

[lizard]

its easy to see why some of you don't get laid.

 

[snow2fall]

its easy to see why some of you don't get laid.

My thought exactly.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I thought it but didn't say it. I know what my problem is.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hey, I was perfectly civil in this thread and I still don't get laid. YOUR THEORY IS DISPROVEN.

 

[Nico]

hey, I was perfectly civil in this thread and I still don't get laid. YOUR THEORY IS DISPROVEN.

You took the words right out of my mouth. And I didn't even post here 'till now.

 

[E-bortion]

I get laid enough and I'm a complete dick. It's all about how you look Lizard, not about how you act or think. Sad, but indefinitely true.

 

[lizard]

You took the words right out of my mouth. And I didn't even post here 'till now.

I wasn't referring to everyone here. this board is hardly homogenous.

I get laid enough and I'm a complete dick. It's all about how you look Lizard, not about how you act or think. Sad, but indefinitely true.

mayhap you speak tr00th, but like I say, different people think different ways and have different priorities. It's no less true for women than men.

It's just that my own personal code is to treat people fairly decently until they prove to me they don't deserve it. I know this runs contrary to my other code, the ancient Welsh art of Llap Goch, which dictates preemptive strikes on EVERYONE.

Indeed, if I might paraphrase Winston Churchill, the smartest among us are indeed riddles wrapped in mysteries inside enigmas, and if you expect everyone to be 100% consistent, ESPECIALLY women, you are bound for heartache and disappointment.

 

[Krilons Resa]

LMFAO

 

[lizard]

in case anyone missed it the first time I posted it...all time classic.

I can't be bothered to resize it. I'm learning from FOTMBM

 

[Krilons Resa]

What is LLAP GOCH again?