one of my coworkers just came in in a fucking SPEEDO (red) and nothing else except plastic wings on his back and a fake suction cup bow and arrow set to play GAY CUPID AND THROW CONDOMS.
okay! that's it!!!! someone has to get me a digital camera STAT
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ohhhhh dece louise! i will see what i can do. not like anyone will buy it, but it would be funny to have my own wish list!
prep, you will get such a kick out of this...
a few nights ago i had a dream that i woke up and walked into the living room and shoeboot was playing on kate's laptop (now that wasn't so weird, because shoeboot is obsessed with the computer - - once he sent me an im, and once he managed to get some techno music playing on it and when i walked into the room he and neeley were staring at it, mesmerized). ANYWAY, so i look at what he's doing, and he's making an amazon.com wishlist. so i look to see what's on it, and it's all things that have "cat" in the title. !!! but wait - - here's the best part. then i had to calmly explain to him why it would NOT be a good idea to get a bobcat goldwaithe video.
i think that is the funniest dream i've ever had. i mean, i've had weirder, but that's just pure comedy.
a few nights ago i had a dream that i woke up and walked into the living room and shoeboot was playing on kate's laptop (now that wasn't so weird, because shoeboot is obsessed with the computer - - once he sent me an im, and once he managed to get some techno music playing on it and when i walked into the room he and neeley were staring at it, mesmerized). ANYWAY, so i look at what he's doing, and he's making an amazon.com wishlist. so i look to see what's on it, and it's all things that have "cat" in the title. !!! but wait - - here's the best part. then i had to calmly explain to him why it would NOT be a good idea to get a bobcat goldwaithe video.
i think that is the funniest dream i've ever had. i mean, i've had weirder, but that's just pure comedy.
p.s.: i also think it is hilarious that louise brooks and twiggy seem to be having a conversation through us.
i know! haha. twiggy is like, pls don't shoot me.
i wish i had dreams like that about freddy. i have a lot of dreams where he talks or where he is really big like dog-sized, but that's about it.
i wish i had dreams like that about freddy. i have a lot of dreams where he talks or where he is really big like dog-sized, but that's about it.
i think the funniest part is that you have a blond twiggy haircut and i have a brown louise brooks haircut. also i'm a terrorist, hence the guns.
i have a lot of dreams about the snanimal beebees!
i have a lot of dreams about the snanimal beebees!
omg! did i not tell you? i dyed my hair dark again. i look like an asshole tho :/ plus it's all grown out and i look like mick jagger circa the 60's.
hm bina i am leaving work now. i don't feel good. i will call u sometime tomorrow and stuff.
i am going to a play i think tomorrow night.
i am going to a play i think tomorrow night.
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yea dude. i am wicked bummed. theater tickets are way too expensive. what a racket. i should dress up like a fucking bug and do a monologue and cash in. sayin.
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I wanted to go see that too.
you know what else is hella expensive...fucking tickets to jazz clubs.
Scofield is playing with his new bands tonight, but there is no way I'm spending $35 on a fucking ticket.
you know what else is hella expensive...fucking tickets to jazz clubs.
Scofield is playing with his new bands tonight, but there is no way I'm spending $35 on a fucking ticket.
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