Old dogs learning new tricks . . . or at least getting better at their old tricks.

[NAD]

Rolling Stones suck balls
Rolling Stones suck hairy balls
No really, fuck them

 

[lizard]

Metallica, shit
and they are going bald fast
quick, grab the rogaine

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Rolling Stones suck balls
Rolling Stones suck hairy balls
No really, fuck them

wow that is the best haiku i've ever seen hahaha

ah, another mirthful afternoon it has been here at Retard Corner

 

[NAD]

Retard Corner

Fiona Apple
playing in the background here
boner is rising

 

[cthulufhtagn]

2 way-too-young girls
sporting C.O.B. patches
followed me 6 blocks

true story, this happened saturday...i was walking with my friend downtown and these girls were like following us, walking around us, i wanted to throw something at them.....call me in 6 years and we'll talk, now LEAVE ME ALONE

 

[lizard]

Fiona, don't mope
you should be happy, look there
a tent in Nad's pants

 

[Guthrum]

 

[Mormagil]

true story, this happened saturday...i was walking with my friend downtown and these girls were like following us, walking around us, i wanted to throw something at them.....call me in 6 years and we'll talk, now LEAVE ME ALONE

no one here would know
thousands of miles from your home
should have banged those tweens

 

[NAD]

no one here would know
thousands of miles from your home
should have banged those tweens

hahahahaha

He is right you know
just wear a nice jimmy hat
don't want chile dick

 

[cthulufhtagn]

hahahahaha

He is right you know
just wear a nice jimmy hat
don't want chile dick

@ you and morm
but 14 years is a bit
too old for my taste

also, can we talk
your haiku, while gut-busting
lacks the proper grace

 

[Demonspell]

Google ads on top
one for cork bulletin boards
and Albert Camus

(wtf?)

 

[dill_the_devil]

@ you and morm
but 14 years is a bit
too old for my taste

Is it possible that this is the first ever use of '' and '@' in a haiku?