omg

[minxnim]

http://www.blacktable.com/elder040212.htm

 

[xfer]

firmly metrosexual. again.

 

[xfer]

but what the hell is a manscape?

 

[minxnim]

dude you're a whimpster?

 

[xfer]

i am not a whimpster!

 

[minxnim]

did you pass the quiz?

 

[xfer]

oh, hm.

We all prefer a clean break but let's face it, a whimpster breakup can drag on pathetically, for weeks, even months, as he nobly attempts to "just be friends."

 

[xfer]

yeah, i got "metrosexual"!

 

[minxnim]

OMG alex that quote is um too perfect

 

[xfer]

problem is, i'm largely unemotional and even when i'm emotional i'm largely unexpressive about it, which seems to be THE major central point of whimpsterism.

 

[minxnim]

=[

 

[The Dope]

I hate quizzes like that. I always find myself saying, "well, if anything, I guess I'm closest to [x]." I don't think I'm any of those three things, though. I don't even think I'm a combination of them. Anybody who fits into any of those categories must have a sad, typical life.

 

[minxnim]

the_dope is not a whimpster

 

[The Dope]

SPORTS!!



x

 

[minxnim]

yea you're just too athletic for it (it's all those lunges)

 

[The Dope]

But I realised while reading it that I definitely have a few personality traits (flaws) that could be considered somewhat "whimpsterly."

 

[The Dope]

Pity me.

 

[The Dope]

Please?

 

[minxnim]

here's a pat on the head

 

[The Dope]

Awesome. That's what we "closet-whimpsters" are mainly after.