Well we know its not behind the posters due to their capacity to FALL EVERY TEN SECONDS! Seriously, does anyone know a non-glue or nail-related way to more adequately stick stuff to the wall? We are killing for a final answer to this question. I'm of the impression it is someway related to your space ship like microwave, for which there are multiple automatic settings, like POPCORN, POTATO, and FROZEN DINNER.