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Officially, I'm a regular man-dude. Not entirely surprising either but seriously none of these results are any good. Who wants to be any of these things? This quiz was obviously written by a feminist lesbian trying to pigeonhole guys into any of 3 undesirable groups. Bias, much?
 
Dude, pet names are not for interenet usage, and the next time you throw some candy at me, remember the only thing I have to throw back are scissors!
 
in my head I get the picture of the dope and osmose sitting next to each other looking at their computer screens and flipping eachother off every 2 minutes or so, without glancing in the direction of one another.
 
Well we know its not behind the posters due to their capacity to FALL EVERY TEN SECONDS! Seriously, does anyone know a non-glue or nail-related way to more adequately stick stuff to the wall? We are killing for a final answer to this question. I'm of the impression it is someway related to your space ship like microwave, for which there are multiple automatic settings, like POPCORN, POTATO, and FROZEN DINNER.