One liners

Bodomonkey · Oct 3, 2010

"This guy was trying to get away from the cops and get home, now there's only one place he'll be going. STRAIGHT TO JAIL!"

Works0fheart · Oct 3, 2010

Coooome onnn.

snowy · Oct 3, 2010

s said:
You should've been a blowjob

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You like jizz, do you?

Works0fheart · Oct 3, 2010

Just had Reeses puffs cereal. Shit was bomb. Ate breakfast, now time for bed :l

snowy · Oct 3, 2010

Shut up bee-boy, it's 12:40

CliffBurton · Oct 3, 2010

Breakfast is a meal, not a category of foods.

Macharius · Oct 3, 2010

I had boxed wine and hydrocodone's for breakfast once.

Works0fheart · Oct 3, 2010

I have some questions for you and I want them answered immediately

Works0fheart · Oct 4, 2010

I need to speak to your mother, now!

The Emptier · Oct 4, 2010

I don't get any of this

s · Oct 14, 2010

I must be a proctologist because I work with arseholes.

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Fetzer · Oct 15, 2010

Each day I work with only one and it feels really good.

Macharius · Oct 24, 2010

I just sucked a lot of cocks, my jaw hurts.

CliffBurton · Oct 31, 2010

I'm glad my country isn't full of the ancestral scum of the earth.

SteveMCsteve · Oct 31, 2010

I came.

s · Feb 15, 2011

Shit doesn't happen, it's created by arseholes.

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Navez · Feb 15, 2011

iPot · Feb 15, 2011

HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Seriously get the fuck out of my internet.

s · Feb 20, 2011

bobvex said:
I couldn't cringe any harder if I saw my mom in a bukkake video.

^ Actually thinks about his mom in a bukkake video?

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s · Feb 21, 2011

Undefined said:
Plug the jack into your ass, stretch your nutsack up and over the strings and then strum furiously with a cheesegrater.

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