ONLY OPEN THIS THREAD IF YOU WANT A TATSELESS MICHAEL JACKSON JOKE!!!

[lilhermiejobo]

What are Farah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Ed McMahon getting for Christmas this year?



































Patrick Swayze.

 

[Notuern]

Haha, omg, that was ice cold dude!

 

[Emdprodukt]

LOOOOOOL!!!!!

 

[Keregioz]

I don't get it.

 

[DanLights]

I don't get it.

Patrick Swazie has something cancer and will hit kick the bucket any moment

Not really funny, not that I´m offended or anything, I heard much better MJ jokes than that one

 

[abyssofdreams]

I thought it was funny

 

[Notuern]

I thought it was funny because it was so over the top offensive!

 

[DanLights]

I´d say santa said they didn´t be good guys in their life, so he ain´t killing swayze for them yet. Instead, he gives them... Billy Mays, to annoy the fuck out of them even in the afterlife!!

 

[EerieVon]

Michael Jackson had one request for his ashes--that they be mixed in with a batch of rice krispie treats. He wanted to go through a 12 year old ass one more time

 

[DanLights]

Michael Jackson had one request for his ashes--that they be mixed in with a batch of rice krispie treats. He wanted to go through a 12 year old ass one more time

lol, good one haha

"America, the only place in the world where you´re born a poor black boy and die a rich, white woman"

 

[Uncle Junior]

What did Michael Jackson leave behind besides his music?
















The greatest mistakes in plastic surgery!

 

[PhilTheBeard]

what does micheal jackson and kmart have in common, kids pants half off

 

[Uncle Junior]

what does micheal jackson and kmart have in common, kids pants half off

Hey, Michael was forced to blow a kids cock...It's was the goverment who forced him to rape kids when they were attacking the middle east, they needed a distraction of major label so the folks in the USA were concentrated on Michael's trials rather than on the war in the middle east.

 

[The Unavoidable]

It was really good, but it kinda failed since I didn't get it.

 

[BrettT]

It was really good, but it kinda failed since I didn't get it.

No....YOU kinda failed since you didn't get it.

 

[Chryst Krispies]

Ace joke.