Operation "Deprived Swede" is in Effect

[Nico]

No, that was my twin brother you were talking to.

This thread has brought out the best in me... all international orders of Northern Shadows will be sent out with a packet of kangaroo jerkey, because all you depraved... multinationals... are depraved... and stuff.

 

[Demilich]

good fucking goat this thread is 90x funnier than it looked like it'd be!

because all you depraved... multinationals... are depraved... and stuff.

depraved or deprived, nick? maybe both?

 

[dill_the_devil]

My friend's sister goes back to University in Umea in a few weeks, maybe I should get her to pack some Doritos so she can start supplying the Swedish student body...

 

[cthulufhtagn]

No, that was my twin brother you were talking to.

This thread has brought out the best in me... all international orders of Northern Shadows will be sent out with a packet of kangaroo jerkey, because all you depraved... multinationals... are depraved... and stuff.

haha savage, i'll send you my money and in 4 years when my NS issue makes its way through the international postage service i'll post a pic of me holding it with kangaroo jerky in my nostrils


and yea i'm more depraved than deprived really. unless we're talking about deprived of sex. wait, still more depraved.

 

[Hell Mike]

My friend's sister goes back to University in Umea in a few weeks, maybe I should get her to pack some Doritos so she can start supplying the Swedish student body...

Is she hot?

 

[dorian gray]

haha savage, i'll send you my money and in 4 years when my NS issue makes its way through the international postage service i'll post a pic of me holding it with kangaroo jerky in my nostrils

haha! cant wait to see that. i'll be fucking 33 years old.

 

[Demonspell]

WE have the doritos WE have the power WE make the rules!

*makes solidarity fist, whatever that is*

We've Americanized everything else, your waistlines are next! We will not rest until Sweden has as many immobile loafers who can eat a thirteen ounce bag in one sitting as we do.

 

[Erik]

We've Americanized everything else, your waistlines are next! We will not rest until Sweden has as many immobile loafers who can eat a thirteen ounce bag in one sitting as we do.

is that a challenge?

13 ounces, i laugh in the face of 13 ounces

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

is that a challenge?

13 ounces, i laugh in the face of 13 ounces

challenge is you need to become immobile and huge first. Once thats done, then it's a challenge. When i'm at my skinniest I eat the most, when I get relatively idle over school I don't eat much (comparatively)... You should see what I pack down during fishplant season. Protein, carbs, fat, anything, everything, in huge volumes. And I still drop about 5 lbs a day.


edit: Which brings up another point. Fat people don't eat a lot (not always anyway) some just eat wrong, have bad genes(it's not an excuse, my mom eats VERY healthy and is VERY active and yet she's hefty, the fat stays, no matter what she does, she just adds muscle ) or don't excercise.

 

[NAD]

i love those people that are so fat that somebody needs to knock a wall out so they can leave their house.

that one lady hadn't left her couch in years and her skin was actually growing into the cushions. CREEPY.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

i love those people that are so fat that somebody needs to knock a wall out so they can leave their house.

This is where you SERIOUSLY rethink your life and consider an EXTREME change.

that one lady hadn't left her couch in years and her skin was actually growing into the cushions. CREEPY.

This is where you kill yourself. You are now officially a worthless pile of crap, genetics or not.

 

[dorian gray]

do swedes know what ounces are? you could tell him to eat a foot...or maybe a fluid dram...of doritos.
*laughs at the rest of the world and their foolish metric system*

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

nerf canada and having to know 2 systems and how to convert them.

btw, eric... WTF is a deciliter of milk?

 

[Nico]

depraved or deprived, nick? maybe both?

Haha, I need to stop doing that. Probably both though, because you know... they're RC'ers :Spin:

 

[Demilich]

nerf canada and having to know 2 systems and how to convert them.

btw, eric... WTF is a deciliter of milk?

canada roolz1!
AND a deciliter is .1 liters if i'm not wrong which i usually am

 

[Mormagil]

It is indeed 0.1 liter.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

why would you bother using such a measurement? how about "i have 3 sips of milk left"

 

[Erik]

nerf canada and having to know 2 systems and how to convert them.

btw, eric... WTF is a deciliter of milk?

a tenth of a liter it's not hard

 

[Erik]

why would you bother using such a measurement? how about "i have 3 sips of milk left"

and a sip is how many libraries of congress?

 

[lizard]

the decimal system makes perfect sense compared to ours...but when you don't know it, it seems like japanese

EVERYTHING is easy....when you know how to do it.