Operation "Deprived Swede" is in Effect

Erik said:
and a sip is how many libraries of congress?
:yell: argh, i'm so damn sick and tired of people ragging on the standard system. jesus christ, is it that hard to figure out!?
a mile is equal to two-fifths of the distance walked by a lame cow from sunup to sundown on the shortest day of the year when loaded with 35 lbs*. a foot is that distance divided by the time it takes a blind crow to fly from the church steeple to old man peterson's farm.

*a pound is equal to one-thirtieth the weight of a dog born in a white barn during a lunar eclipse.


and people call it backwards!?


edit: and actually a sip is equal to the volume of the president's head divided by the number of days in the month.
 
onlineconversion.com is your friend.

*note to self* bring lots of Doritos to lure teh hott guyz when/if you travel to Sweden.

OmGz Saddam likes Doritos too. :p