Opinions on Homosexuals in Metal

[Larsson]

^ ha. I havent read through the whole thread but i dont see what the big deal is about Homosexuals in metal at all. Its ironic how Black metal bands depise homosexuality yet they look more 'homo-erotic' than Brian Molko or something. Infact they look more homo than the guitarists that star in alice cooper videos

Spot-on!

 

[MrJack]

That's fine with me, but I would feel weird if they started working it in their lyrics...not because I'm homophobic, but I just can't relate.


I have an uncle whos gay so I dont care what your attracted to. unless you're a furry. If you are, get the fuck away from me. However, I also would not want to listen to music about homosexuality- it just seems weird.

and alteredminddeath- do you have to suck?

 

[Powers]

A guitar is just a penis extension afterall. So rock and metal which are the two most guitar driven varities of music must be gay.

Makes you think about the purpose of guitar duels doesn't it?

Freud anyone?

 

[ingenkommentar]

If Metal is about Satanism (cliché) then the coolest thing should be being gay. (anti-christian)

 

[opeth_353]

I don't see why sexuality should matter in bands. I mean, if all of Opeth came out as gay i wouldn't give a flying fuck! I would be surprised though if Varg Vikernes or another notorious black metal affiliate claimed he was partial to a bit of man meat now and then.

But still, i couldn't care less. The music is great so ignore what they do in private.

 

[Powers]

I love thios idea that the entire band would come out as gay.

Per: "Guys i have something to tell you all"

Mike "You're leaving the band?"

Martin M: "You're not are you, oh please don't say you are?"

Per: "No no...it's nothing like that"

Mike: "Well?"

Peter: Yea, what is it?"

Per: "Well guys i don't know how to tell you this but...erm...I'm gay"

Martin M: "Really?"

Per: "Yes"

Mike: "Well...erm guys...i'm sort of erm...gay as well"

Per: "Really?"

Mike "Yes"

Per: "What about Anna?"

Mike: "Oh she's know for ages. That's all just a facade. I still love her but she's more like a sister"

Martin M and Peter: "Guys."

Per and Mike: "Yea"

Martin M and Peter "We're gay too"

Mike "NO?"

Peter: "Yep"

Per: What about Lopez and Axe?

Martin M: "Well Lopez isn't but I'm pretty sure Axe is...he made a pass at me on the 2005 UK tour"

Mike: "Really? He did the same thing to me."

Per: "Me too but i thought he'd just had too much to drink"

Peter: "Ditto."

Mike "So...hold on...we're all gay?"

Peter: "Everyone except Lopez"

Mike: "Oh...you think he'd pretend? So we can having a running theme in the band?"

Peter: "I don't see why not"

Per: "Well...i guess we best tell all the fans"

Peter, Mile and Martin: "Yep"

Martin: So...any one want to go to the Powerhous tonight?"

*blank expressions"

Mike, Per and Peter:...Sure why not"

Per: "I'll go get Axe"

 

[Powers]

If you're a gay guy, and some chick holds you down and has sex with you, you're STRAIGHT, end of discussion

For a man to rape a woman there's only got to be one guy.

For a man to be raped there has to six women.

What fuck tard is going to pass up sex from six women at he same time?

 

[wankerness]

For a man to rape a woman there's only got to be one guy.

For a man to be raped there has to six women.

What fuck tard is going to pass up sex from six women at he same time?

If a woman had to resort to rape can you imagine how ugly she'd have to be? Even your average ugly woman can get laid just by going to any bar and announcing she wants to have sex.

 

[Kenneth R.]

 

[Powers]

If a woman had to resort to rape can you imagine how ugly she'd have to be? Even your average ugly woman can get laid just by going to any bar and announcing she wants to have sex.

Ugly chicks are far more appreciative. Probably because the get laid far less frequently. The same is true of fat chicks.

"Pussy don't have no face, nigga!"

Back on the subject of Opeth being gay?

Irrefutable proof I feel.

 

[Satyros]

LOL wierd thread

 

[magicelf]

Off topic

 

[A Reason To Sing]

My point exactly Ken.

Man, I hate that kind of an image that many people give metalheads. That's bull.

It's like, I'm pretty routine life, with many adventerous, and I have long hair.

However, I don't put that leather shit on. Except for a leather jacket.

 

[A Reason To Sing]

I love thios idea that the entire band would come out as gay.

Per: "Guys i have something to tell you all"

Mike "You're leaving the band?"

Martin M: "You're not are you, oh please don't say you are?"

Per: "No no...it's nothing like that"

Mike: "Well?"

Peter: Yea, what is it?"

Per: "Well guys i don't know how to tell you this but...erm...I'm gay"

Martin M: "Really?"

Per: "Yes"

Mike: "Well...erm guys...i'm sort of erm...gay as well"

Per: "Really?"

Mike "Yes"

Per: "What about Anna?"

Mike: "Oh she's know for ages. That's all just a facade. I still love her but she's more like a sister"

Martin M and Peter: "Guys."

Per and Mike: "Yea"

Martin M and Peter "We're gay too"

Mike "NO?"

Peter: "Yep"

Per: What about Lopez and Axe?

Martin M: "Well Lopez isn't but I'm pretty sure Axe is...he made a pass at me on the 2005 UK tour"

Mike: "Really? He did the same thing to me."

Per: "Me too but i thought he'd just had too much to drink"

Peter: "Ditto."

Mike "So...hold on...we're all gay?"

Peter: "Everyone except Lopez"

Mike: "Oh...you think he'd pretend? So we can having a running theme in the band?"

Peter: "I don't see why not"

Per: "Well...i guess we best tell all the fans"

Peter, Mile and Martin: "Yep"

Martin: So...any one want to go to the Powerhous tonight?"

*blank expressions"

Mike, Per and Peter:...Sure why not"

Per: "I'll go get Axe"

Haha, lopez damn sure isn't gay. That guy looks like one my cousin from back home, and my cousin was a wild ass. Always worked for his familia, went mountain climbing, toyed with pathers and shit in the jungle. A wise man, haha.

Point being : Lopez looks tooo wicked to be gay.

 

[Powers]

Yea i had fun writing that.

 

[T-Rat]

this is the scariest thing ever! (thanks!)

Back on the subject of Opeth being gay?

Irrefutable proof I feel.[/quote]

 

[FUBAR]

^ Maybe but Lopez aint there...

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

WTF...