OT - Exclusive interview with Anthrax forum member IAN442

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The Voice of Reason
Sep 10, 2004
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I present to you: Married with children - An interview with IAN442.

1. How did you wind you on this Anthrax board and what are your earliest memories posting here?

How did you wind you on this Anthrax board and what are your earliest memories posting here?
Prolly something about the band. Been a while.

2. When was this board at it's absolute worst since you have been a member?
When was this board at it's absolute worst since you have been a member?

Oh gee, let me think, the 102939348458583485458th thread about you know who and who vs.

3. What are some of your earliest memories listening to Anthrax?
Had it on cassette the I’m the Man EP…then got P.O.T about 4 times because the tapes kept breaking

4. What do you do for a living? And what do you do for fun?
Information Technology – Networking Tech. – I am a Dad to 4 kids and Husband. Keeps me laughing all the time.

5. What made you a fan of metal music?
Iron Maiden or Black Sabbath with Dio I think around 1982. I was 8 years old at the time and heard it late at night on the FM station in Baltimore, Maryland

6. What are your feelings toward the current Anthrax lineup?
Don’t have an opinion, just play well, enjoy yourselves.

7. Have you ever met anyone famous?
Yes. But not famous as in Hollywood or sport famous. I met Dr. Ben Carson, and did some work in the operating room he uses at the hospital. Very nice man.

8. What is your favorite non-metal record of all time and why?
Wow. Don’t know where to begin on this one.

9. How was the summer of 2010 for you?
Hot. Worked a lot, Slept a lot, Worked some more.

WORD ASSOCIATION:

Black Thirteen - Hi Scott.

6er - I thought he was a bulletin board “plant” until he went apeshit. That just made him a total douchebag.

DumbAss - Mr. Bungle

Deege - Okay

Trashard - Okay

DarrellDethSDMF - Okay

JohnnieCzech - Interesting

Matt Bello - Okay

Antwax - Okay

Anthrax_Mosher - Okay

sufferer - Okay

scottishthrax - Okay

gerardomosh - Okay

emtfhII - You do a good job given the tools you get. Thanks Bro.

Whiplash402 - Okay.

ironmaidenfan09 - A bit longwinded but entertaining.

eighteeschick - Prolly enjoying a nice life off the internet somewhere. Rock on Girl.

Vomit - let me get you a towel for that.

whitey131 - Cool

KY_Fried442 - Cool

spacebeer - Cool

Mosh pit - No can do.

Milk - Wheat Thins.

Weed - I cut them down like a champ

The Simpsons - Homer is a role model to middle aged white males everywhere.

Work - I have job security

Smilies - I use them.

Emperor - Not I

Batman - Robin. – which doesn’t mean TO and Ochocinco….those two are more like the ambiguously gay duo.



THIS OR THAT:

NO MA'AM or YES MA'AM
: Yes Ma’am cause you can’t say the F word in country music.

Tom Petty or Bruce Springsteen: I go Bruce.

Comics or Movies about comics: Both.

Chicken or Meat: Both. Cept wings…wings are a waste. Gimme some thigh and leg

Belladonna or Nelson: who cares. What happened happened, its not a publicly owned company so its none of my damn business. Just play some new music already please.

Funny or serious Anthrax: Both. Know when to not take yourself seriously.

Text or call: Text cause its cheap, call cause sometimes a text aint gonna cut it

Random sex or serious relationship: My hand doesn’t seem to know the difference.


Thanks for taking the time to do this interview! Any final words for your fellow Anthrax fans?
Yes. I don’t care which singer you like or didn’t like more. Shut the fuck up and play your music and be done with it. Nothing can suck more than being mocked across metaldom because we can’t seem to act like adults when it comes to musicianship.
 
I think I bought SOWN like 4 times for the same reason.

Could the inception of the compact dic be to blame for Anthrax's lower record sales? :D