OT - Exclusive interview with Anthrax forum member sufferer

Social Distortion

The Voice of Reason
Sep 10, 2004
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Lahti Rock City, Finland
1. Hello sufferer! Are you eagerly waiting on American Carnage? Still plan on wearing diapers?
It turns out I have to work until 4:30 that day so no time to drink, thus no diaper necessary.

2. How did you find this message board and what are your earliest memories of posting here?
Around the POT days. My best memory was when I won an autographed drum head and sticks from Charlie by winning a contest here.

3. When do you think the forum was at it's best and it's worst?
The best during John's era when everything was intact and they were making new music. The worst when the reunion happened, just non-stop insulting each other. As anyone here knows I'm not a fan of arguing, I state my opinion but don't insult others.

4. Can you tell us something about your personal life?
I have a B.S. degree from the University of Florida with a major in Microbiology and Cell Science. I got rejected from med school with a 3.4 GPA, so now I work in retail management.

5. Assuming you're a bass player, insert joke here, who is your favorite bass player and what do you think about Michael Anthony?
Yes I play bass for my band Born From Ashes. Newsted was my idol, I idolized Frankie too but I could never move my fingers that fast, still can't. I think Anthony is a great player.

6. If you were in charge of Anthrax, what would you do right now?
Get that album done and out RIGHT NOW! If they take another year they will hurt themselves, again.

7. What's your all time favorite Punk Rock album?
As a huge Bad Religion fan I would have to say their album The Gray Race.

8. How do you feel about Scott Ian not posting here anymore?
Of course we all wish he still would, but then again there has been so much negativity here that I really don't blame him for not. He's a facebook and twitter whore anyway, I get more than enough posts by him there.

9. If you could go 'trading places' with someone famous who would it be and what would you do?
Not sure of a particular person but I know I would like to spend my whole life travelling the world and seeing new things with no financial stress at all.

10. What are your future plans?
I'm heading into the studio next month to track a full-length album with my band, so I hope my future holds me being able to make a living playing music and touring the world. I haven't given up yet.


WORD ASSOCIATION:

Black Thirteen
- Scott.

Brentney Spears - Ruler of all, not as good-looking as Britney.

scottishthrax - I would love to visit Scotland.

Mikey Bong - BONG!!!

mrthrax - Kangaroo boxing.

eighteeschick - I like Warrant too, I ain't ashamed.

BratPrincess - You can act like a brat around me anytime!

thraxx - Diehard Anthrax and Raider fan, hell yeah.

DarrellDethSDMF - Best idea I've EVER seen on this board! You rule!

ironmaidenfan09 - Joey lover, devoted fan.

JohnnieCzech - Awesome dude, huge fan.

Thrashard - Witty.

danaholica
- Coolest screen name here.

Deege - Bush fan, I tend to agree.

Matt Bello - Bush fan, great last name.

Dumbass - Self-depricating humor is awesome.

Antwax - Do ants make wax?

vomit - I'm a yooper too!

whitey131 - I bet he's black.

spacebeer - Your band rocks.

6er - Piece of garbage, I like to think I played a part in getting him banned.

Beer - Nectar of the Gods!

Mosh pit - Getting a little old for them now but I'm definitely throwing down this Saturday.

Al Bundy - I've modeled my whole life after him.

Life - Ups and downs, but it's goin' OK.

Celebrity sex tapes - Why can everyone find them but me?

The 90's - Ruined by Kurt Cobain, I wish he had overdosed before finishing that horrible album.

Video games - Use my PS3 more for blu-ray but I play every now and then.


THIS OR THAT:

Drunk or sober
: DRUNK!

Monday Night Football or Raw: Raw. I'm a huge WWE fan and my Lions haven't been on MNF in years.

Dan Nelson or Joey: Joey for the history, Dan for his voice.

Too fat women or too skinny women: Too skinny, I can flip 'em over for the piledriver a lot easier.

Text or call: Text, the phone is a distraction.

Funny or serious Anthrax: Serious.


Thank you for taking the time to do this interview! Any final words for your fellow Anthrax fans?

Thanks so much for reading guys and gals I hope this band gets revitalized after this tour, I hope we can all still be posting here for many more years. Take care, everyone, cheers
 
Are you sure you found this board around POT days dude? I'm not sure if there was internet as we know it back in the day...