- Nov 24, 2002
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You kiss you girlfriend's home page.
Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them.
Your dreams are in HTML.
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
Your dog has its own webpage.
You don't know what sex your three of your closeset friends are, because they have nuetral screennames and you never bothered to ask.
Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer can not come to bed"
The last hottie you picked up was only a jpeg.
As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.
You start using smileys in your snail mail
You double click your TV remote.
You rank your friends by the amount of bandwith they have.
You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
You're on the phone and say BRB.
Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them.
Your dreams are in HTML.
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
Your dog has its own webpage.
You don't know what sex your three of your closeset friends are, because they have nuetral screennames and you never bothered to ask.
Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer can not come to bed"
The last hottie you picked up was only a jpeg.
As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.
You start using smileys in your snail mail
You double click your TV remote.
You rank your friends by the amount of bandwith they have.
You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
You're on the phone and say BRB.
Funny stuff!
