You know when you are addicted to Opeth when...

[The Shape]

When you read an Opeth album booklet while taking a dump

Haha! Can't say I've never done this. And not just with Opeth. Hey! you gotta' do something in there

 

[IcedMadness]

20. You have every Opeth cd in your car because you cannot just choose one.

What if you have every Opeth song on one mp3 disc for your car stereo??

 

[Scourge of Malice]

how do you make a song play on startup?

**nevermind, i found out

 

[IanDork107]

27. You waste your fucking time making up stupid examples for this thread.

 

[warsofwinter]

Haha! Can't say I've never done this. And not just with Opeth. Hey! you gotta' do something in there

Can I get an Amen brothers??!?!?

*sheep sounds*

I usually write songs on my electric in the washroom .. works out fine for some reason ...

 

[Lakestream]

brace yourselves!!

28. You chop down trees whenever you're down!



("And in sadness I lumber...")

 

[dill_the_devil]

That, Lakestream, was genius... I congratulate you.

 

[seventi]

Thanx Squeak! As you probably seen I borrowed some ideas from the same thread over at hmas:Spin:

Some other reasons:

You cry to "To bid you farewell" and other Opeth mellow songs

You buy you girlfriend thongs with the Opeth logo printed on the front

You buy yourself some Opeth underwear with the Opeth logo on the front

You get an Opeth sticker and attach it to the back window of you car

You get a license plate which says "Opeth 666"

You seriously discuss which Opeth song you are gonna play at your own funeral

You decide that you will play Wreath at your own funeral

When you dl a Opeth logo to your cellphone

Whenever you get a nickname which included the words Opeth

 

[Saphira]

Whenever you get a nickname which included the words Opeth

I thought Opeth was just one word...

647. When you cry of joy after walking through the doors of an 18+ Opeth gig while being underage and using a fake I.D...

752. When you buy an Opeth top for $100 :Smug:

294. When you buy Morningrise for $60 ..again :Smug:

345. When you go through Mikaels garbage...

346. ...then only strictly eating what he does.

829. When you legally changing your middle name to 'Opeth'

923. When you create smilies for UM with little moustaches and flares.

 

[anonymousnick2001]

1000. When you reprogram your alarm clock to beep to the riffs in "Wreath."

1001. When you draw yourself(male or female) in a bridal gown, standing next to the four members of the band, and in big leters over top write Mr. and Mrs. [Your First Name] and then replace your last name with the word Opeth.

Mr. and Mrs. [X] Opeth

1002. You name your son Melinda.

 

[anonymousnick2001]

1003. You tattoo the famous "O" onto your chest and each of your eyelids.

 

[Super Mahrio]

LMAO!

You buy you girlfriend thongs with the Opeth logo printed on the front

Id like a pair of these mythical underwear....

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

1004. Many of your friends know entire lyrics to opeth songs, even though they have never heard them... just because you are always screaming them (my friends probably know demon of the fall by now)

 

[seventi]

You want to marry Melinda

You are so addicted to Opeth that when you listen to Windowpane you really have to sit next to a windowpane

You get so happy that Mikael apperad as guest vocalist on Soilwork's APP (guilty)

You record the TV 4 Opeth gig (from Swedish television) on tape and watch it over and over and over and over and over and over again...

You buy the same purse as Mikael has

You dress up in a demon outfit and run around during fall in your local forest and scream "DIIIMOOON OFFF DA FAAALLL!!!"

You can actually see the pain in others

You think that the song "To rid the desease" is an AIDS campaign song

You think that "Ending Credits" is a Santana cover

You listen to "Deliverance" while awaiting a package from FedEx

 

[anonymousnick2001]

Good stuff, man.