You know when you are addicted to Opeth when...

[seventi]

1. Micke calls YOU up and asks about a guitar part of some old Morningrise song, because he's forgotten how to play it, and the rest of the band wants to play the song in question live tonight.

2. You start an Opeth cover band and call it "Opeth II"

3. You can easily name every setlist Opeth has ever used.

4. When your computer passwords at your job are only Opeth band member names!

5. When you get pissed on every n00b that post negative comments about Opeth.

6. When you read an Opeth album booklet while taking a dump.

7. You dont feel that english is tr00 enough, so you decide to learn swedish.

8. You sincerely wonder why Opeth does not have their own action figures/cereal/comic books/curtain and sheet sets.

9. You feel a need to buy their unwanted underwear on ebay

Anyone else....? :Spin:

 

[KielbasaSausage]

10. When you make a post consisting of well thought out examples to help guide you spot a person addicted to Opeth.

 

[KielbasaSausage]

14. When your computer starts, this plays.
http://www.angelfire.com/blog/sfdgg/Forest.wav

 

[DoReMi]

Some of you people have too much time on your hands. Get a job.

 

[sp_33]

<7. You dont feel that english is tr00 enough, so you decide to learn swedish.>


LMAO!!!

 

[Eirik]

but.. but...

Opeth use English...

if we wub Opeth.. wouldn't we follow their example?

 

[Demonspell]

The only albums you've bought recently are all by bands Mikael has raved about in interviews and cited as influences.

 

[Funeral Portrait]

When you go on a 9 day trip without any music and have the crazy drum part from Deliverance stuck in your head the whole fuckin time.

 

[Neon_Black88]

Wow, taht forest startup sound rox

 

[KielbasaSausage]

Yes; Forest of October is an awesome song.

 

[Neon_Black88]

yeah i know, but it suits the startup sound perfectly
keilbasa, you are now my god, and im not easily impressed, OH MY GOD, A BLUE CAR

 

[Squeak]

Okay I'm guessing we're on #17 since two of ya didn't # things.

17. You call everyone under the sun to make SURE you have a photo pass for that night's show.

18. You are willing to drive 9 1/2 hours ONE WAY just to see Opeth play in San Diego and go right back home.

19. You go out the next morning after the show(s) to get your pics developed at a 1 hour photo center.

20. You have every Opth cd in your car because you cannot just choose one.

@Doremi - some of us have VERY good jobs here and like to have some fun. Too bad you cannot join in. This thread was made on the In Flames forum on HMAS and is probably the funniest thread I have ever read. Hopefully it will do well here too. You go seventi!!!

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

noooo!

 

[MindInsane]

21. You feel the strong need to turn everyone you know on to Opeth

22. You pop in an Opeth cd after listening to other bands for a couple of days, and you immediately say.."finally some REAL talent"!!

 

[Stormwatch]

You get into a stupid flame war with people from the Anathema forum (in the "Opeth the new Beatles"thread and the Opeth lyrics thread.

 

[Apocalyptic]

54. when you HAHAHAH try HAHAHA to smoke HA your opeth HAAHAAA cd H. A. H. -eeddditt--- try -- sm-oke--- cd by HAHAHA opeth. shut***thefuck*** up HAHAHA not funny HAHAHA. what? tingle in the foot

 

[Stormwatch]

Drugs are bad, unless you're him

 

[Black_paragon]

The only albums you've bought recently are all by bands Mikael has raved about in interviews and cited as influences.

yeah. ark.




mmm.

 

[Super Mahrio]

6. When you read an Opeth album booklet while taking a dump.

7. You dont feel that english is tr00 enough, so you decide to learn swedish.

ROFL! <_< >_> im an addict....

24: When you see some other rap group or guy on Koch records and you yell out "WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE ON THE SAME LABEL AS OPETH!"

25: You make animated images from pics of Opeth...

26: You think a perfect name for a funeral parlour would be 'Drapery Falls Funeral Parlour'

 

[Apocalyptic]

13. when you name your LOL kid Bananazzz LOL because mikaels LOL brother thinks LOL LMAO bananas are decent to LOL eat if that LMAO was the only thing LOL available. LMAO LMAO LOL LOL you guys get what im saying? you know? LOL LMAO. fuck off---edit---apocalyptic--- spot being stupid--- STUPID????---yes --edit-- nah. thats life