Witty. Very witty. And I thought I was the one worthy of lulz here.
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You got it.

Petie's the shizzle.
1)You're just jealous cause you weren't there and couldn't be an hero.
2)You're just jealous cause you weren't tossed in a room with them with the door locked behind you, Vortex faggot.
3)It's no fun getting what you want without the risk and adrenaline rush.
4)Why would I disrupt a perfectly raunchy rape?
1)You can't handle such beautifully applied eyeliner.
2)I shower more than once a week. Any witch knows it's good to free one's self of all ordinary human filth in order to cast the most effective spells.
Fuck. Are you jealous too? Maybe I cast a love spell? Don't be mad cause I can catch a metro blond with blue eyes in leather and you can't even manage an STD.
Feel important? I am important. So important, morons like you bitch about me being an attention whore yet deliver exactly what you claim I want! Attention!
It's true guys, here's the pic of her after the incident:
I time travel regularly.
Really?? I guess Alexi's eyeliner and Henkka's Nikki Sixx-esque temper tantrums mislead me.