Well it's not as if you are ever even remotely funny, so it's good that you didn't expect me to laugh. That way you don't just end up getting disappointed.
At the Mayhem Festival in Hartford yesterday, I got the best surprise I could have asked for in my life:
That's right, fuckers. Kerry King of Slayer. And me. I also got my copy of Reign in Blood signed. Highlight of the year.
(That girl in the background is one of the Jagerettes. Jagermeister was running the meet-and-greet, as you can see by the tent. That's also why everything is tinted that horrific orange color.)