"Paradise Lost" Review

I still think DoomsdayZach's review is better than all these reviews put together!
 
I still think Doomsgay Sack's review is better than all these reviews put together!
 
...what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.