Perhaps I'm a sick fucker, but this is hysterical.

[NAD]

Mr Cheney gave up smoking after his fourth heart attack, AP reported

I can just see him counting "okay, if I have one more heart attack I'll quit smoking! *AARRRRRRGGHGHH!!!!* God damn I need a smoke..."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4010175.stm

 

[MajestikMøøse]

haha, I hope he has a fifth and dies soon.

 

[spaffe]

Haha, sounds like that could have been the script for a Monty Python sketch Go Dick!

 

[Hell Mike]

Go Dick!

You always say that

 

[MFJ]

You always say that

 

[spaffe]

You always say that

Hm, I don't get it, or perhaps I'm trying too hard and it's just a good old homo joke? :|

 

[Hell Mike]

yes, you're trying too hard and it's just a good old homo joke.