goddamn
^the 1000 posts he had made a couple of hours ago made me say he had made 1000 posts, which means I'm now screwed, cause each time he makes another post, I need to worry about the fact my statement that he made 1000 posts is no longer true, cause he obviously doesn't have 1000 posts anymore and will NEVER do, unless there's a post delete option I didn't notice.
(NOTE: I'm not retarded, I just wanted to see how awfully incoherent I could be )
^made me
and yes, there is a delete option
(click the 'edit' button in the bottom right of your post, and then you'll have the option to fully delete the post)
^ is suggesting very dangerous options because after deleting a post, the reply post following the deleted post is out of place and potentially saying funny things about the new "person above you"
< can make things about as confusingly incoherent as StoneWoman