Person Above You.

^ is actually a professional diamond thief who wears pinstripe suits with matching hats, smokes expensive cigars, and enjoys poker. That's right. I know your secret.
 
^
got up and stepped out of his bed this morning with the wrong foot first? ;P
 
^ is allergic to cheese and afraid of pencils. Is the only human to fight Chuck Norris and survive. Can breathe under water. Sleeps in the bathtub. Goes berserk everytime he sees the colour blue.

what? it's all fact! :rofl: