Poll: Tits vs Ass

massage oil is better on the...


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You know how some people don't believe in God or Santa Claus or whatever?

Well, I do believe in Santa Claus, but I am still baffled that fake butts are real.
 
I enjoy porn as much as the next guy, but yeah, you're correct.

Also, while, both, fake asses and fake tatas are bogus, fake asses are a lot worse.

I pity the fem who feels she needs to do this bullshit.
 
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Why the fuck would I put in the effort?! :lol:

I'll take your word for it. Shit ain't that serious. I do know what you're talking about though as I've seen the abominations.


PS - That pic at the very top of this page is HILARIOUS.
 
Both images I posted are also of Mia Malkova mate. You just got one from a flattering angle, her fake butt is disgusting.

Whats the year of exhibit A and exhibit B? Turns out this thot may have had these injections in the past few years. Idk, I dont keep up with porn thots like LRD. "Rub the chub, dont wear it to the nub" is an adage we all must live by, else ye circling paypigging waters.

The first picture you posted is uber vile as her thighs dont match dat ass. In all the performance art that I viewed of her, her thighs/quads were well proportioned. This bitch stop doing squats in the past few years? I do know that she's went zero dark thirsty in recent memory exclusively doing OF and putting the paypigs out to pasture. Mayhaps she figures, fuck the gym, pass the needle, these thirsty troughtuggers will pay regardless. Idk

Nevertheless, bint has a purty mouth.
 
Both images I posted are also of Mia Malkova mate. You just got one from a flattering angle, her fake butt is disgusting.

Whats the year of your referenced exhibits? Turns out this thot may have had these injections in the past few years. Idk, I dont keep up with porn thots like LRD. "Run through chub, forgot the thot," is an adage we all must live by, else ye circling paypigging waters. The first picture you posted is uber vile as her thighs dont match the ass. In all the performance art that I viewed of her, her thighs/quads are well proportioned. This bitch stop doing squats in the past few years? I do know that she's went zero dark thirsty in recent memory exclusively doing OF and putting the paypigs out to pasture. Mayhaps she figures, fuck the gym, pass the needle, these thirsty troughtuggers will pay regardless.

Nevertheless, bint has a pretty mouth.

I enjoy porn as much as the next guy, but yeah, you're correct.

Also, while, both, fake asses and fake tatas are bogus, fake asses are a lot worse.

I pity the fem who feels she needs to do this bullshit.

Agreed. FAR FAR worse. Cant work yourself a set of great tits in the weight room. Ye can get a fucking awesome ass. So many bints at my brolic gym have huge ass Malkova's (natural.) Nothing to thirst off, as I said these bints make Amanda Nunez look like Salma Hayek.
 
Whats the year of exhibit A and exhibit B? Turns out this thot may have had these injections in the past few years. Idk, I dont keep up with porn thots like LRD. "Rub the chub, dont wear it to the nub" is an adage we all must live by, else ye circling paypigging waters.

No idea, much more recent obviously, but I've seen that Tweet you shared used as an argument against her having a fake butt on multiple forums, so all I did was look at the date of the Tweet and then Google pictures of her from the same date and you can quite clearly tell her butt was smaller and less gravity-defying/balloon-esque.

The first picture you posted is uber vile as her thighs dont match dat ass. In all the performance art that I viewed of her, her thighs/quads were well proportioned. This bitch stop doing squats in the past few years? I do know that she's went zero dark thirsty in recent memory exclusively doing OF and putting the paypigs out to pasture. Mayhaps she figures, fuck the gym, pass the needle, these thirsty troughtuggers will pay regardless. Idk

Well I think you've established that your concept of what proportion means is a bit mongoloided. She legit has one of the most alien looking fake butts ever haha and it has existed well before she did OF or whatever.

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